It's almost 4PM in Argentina, and still no rel- fuck, I am not surprised for the "delay". We must pray for a good December then.
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Gabe decided to personally investigate this project.
- Jun 26, 2017
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Alright, let's think about this mathematically, guys.
Say Aurelia has... 80 sex scenes? Rough estimate.
A Valve employee has to personally cum to each of these scenes prior to greenlight, in order to ensure maximum OrgasmoMeter ™ readings to hit their projected annual numbers for ESG (Extreme Sexual Gratification).
This is no mean feat, and requires the highest cadre of specially-trained professional.
Gabe himself, of course, is the only one who can be trusted.
The adult male refractory period is a wildly varying thing, ranging from minutes to days. But Gabe is no spring chicken - at the ripe old age of 62, how long before he can get it hard again; let alone be in the right place mentally to truly appreciate, rate, comment on, and greenlight each subsequent orgasm?
For your average 62-year old man, I'd say it's about a day.
But Gabe? Oh, he's something, alright. He isn't just your average 62-year old man. Let's say he can do this three times a day.
For those 80 scenes, then, Gabe's jerking it like a madman for 26.67 days in a row - with a few hours between each orgasm to cancel the development of another Half Life sequel before he boots up Aurelia for another spin.
Therefore I am afraid, mr. coke, that it will actually take Gabe Newell almost 27 days to personally cum to every sex scene in Aurelia. I'm sorry.
God I love this comment section. This "cumment" section gives me enough energy to tolerate the big amount of shit I need to endurance.
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okay let's go through this one really slowly
a) pay 20 bucks for porn game now
or
b) pay 20 bucks for porn game 1 week from now
in this scenario the first thing you should note is that in BOTH CASES you are down 20 bucks
the second thing you should notice is that in scenario b) you hold on to your 20 bucks for a little longer - perhaps long enough to receive your next paycheck. so, if this 20 bucks has ANY impact at all on your ability to buy christmas presents, the effect will be in the opposite direction that you imagined: you are better off spending money LATER rather than EARLIER
I would say if 20 bucks has ANY impact on you at all you should just keep them and pirate the game. It's not like Mirthal will die from starvation without your money.
Or if you really want to throw money away support some smaller dev with 100-200$ monthly Patrons, it will mean a lot more for them.
I'm generally against spending money on mainstream media that will do just fine without my money. For them it's just nice extra profit. But for smaller indie devs it can be crucial, also it stimulates competition and mainstream ones start to work harder for your money when you are not paying them.
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There used to be one, but it's closed. Site doesn't allow adult content and someone narked. I do have a download of the contents in an XML file though (the wiki site prompts you to download this for closed ones), if anyone can do anything with that.
BUT... The game has changed so much a lot of this stuff is probably gonna be wrong/outdated. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I'd forgotten to do my daily curses on this person and their offspring for a while, thanks for reminding me!
Don't taint your karma for that. If someone is shit enough to nark about 2d tits, he/she is already having shitty miserable life.
But I wonder is there is a way to restore it - maybe without those world-destroying images but with enough info about quests. But again - that'll wait until release.
He was telling you about ongoing sale, you just forget the details after waking up.
Put me in, coach. I'll personally cum to every sex scene in Aurelia 27 times by then if he'd just release it
The trailer has been removed... I never read or heard about a videogame delayed for Steam's workers.
