I've said it for ages: were I writing the game (thank god I'm not!) the end would involve a post-show sex-fest in which the sister is leaking jizz everywhere and the drummer is balls-deep in her ass, just to send everyone who hoped she'd be a sexable character into anaphylactic shock.
Oh boy... just imagine the look on folk's faces...
When the emergency staff come to their doors for help and find them pants down, with limp (or... hard-on ??), eyes rolled to the back of their heads, some kind foam running from their mouths (which may or may not have anything to do with hunger, since many must've forgotten when was the last time they ate something, being busy polishing their "tools")...
No amount of serum, CPR or shock therapy would help them. I bet quite a few won't even reach the damn hospitals.
And those lucky enough to get there, would have one hell of a time explaining to the staff/their families about what happened...
And the dev's popularity... would skyrocket!

Now that, is objectively funny!