for her being 90 pounds soaking wet that boards insanely longI was thinking if DPC wanted to be really evil, he would make Episode 9 dual protagonist. Imagine how fucked up you could make the story if given response choices for both Fuckface and Zoey:
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I can see if I had control of both characters, they could potentially start fucking on the park bench or Zoey would smash her skateboard across his face. I don't see a way I could discipline myself for a middle ground.