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Huh, I guess I haven't actually said anything about it here. Such an oversight on my part, sorry about that.

I hold firmly to the hope that the Main Girl Harem (MGH for short) is possible. Its conditions are bound to be intricate, but I already have some definite ideas about them.

Firstly I believe it will be an all or nothing situation. All the girls bring something to the table that is crucial to things working out. No combinations of two or three Main Girl Paths; you must either combine all four or stick to just one. So in a sense there wouldn't be a Bella + Jill throuple as they would be in a six person relationship or "sexouple" as I like to call it.

What precisely do the paths contribute? I'll give you some examples.

Bella is in the process of moving on from a failed marriage. I think it safe to assume that while it is possible that James didn't really love her, Bella genuinely loved him and a part of her still does. Sage has been in more than one relationship before, but I don't think it has ever been really serious and the same applies to the other three. Only Bella has experienced how actual love can fail. Without her the others will jump to the conclusion that the MC doesn't actually love them and that is why things didn't work out. But in order for Bella to bring this to the table you must be on her path in season 3.

Josy and Maya actually tried to share him and it was working. They have experience of the concept working in practice and the MC respecting their feelings for each other instead of being a greedy self-centred douche. Without this input the others won't have faith in a multi-person relationship. But if you didn't choose to be with them in episode 4 and manage a decent balance until episode 8, they can't bring this input to the table. And crucially being on Bella's path in season 3 does not negate this.

Jill's relationship with the MC is much tamer than the others'. She knows that he isn't just after sex. Even Bella let things get to at least foreplay level. Jill knows that the MC isn't just after sex, but actually cares about the purely emotional side. Even without sex he wanted to be with her. But in order for Jill herself to believe this you must get the episode 9 bench conversation right and that can only be done on Bella's path.

However, Bella, Josy and Maya might just think Jill was being naive unless they hear what Sage has to say about it. With Sage and only with Sage the MC pushes for more than just being fuck buddies. He is the one who demands the emotional side in their relationship. I'm undecided on if this comes across better if you friend-zone Sage until episode 7 or if you get into the fuck buddy relationship and it may be that either one is okay. However, the MC must tell her about Chad and then spend the night keeping his hands to himself which can only be done if her path is unlocked at episode 7 or earlier. And once again being on Bella's path in season 3 does not cancel this out.

So you need both Sage and Jill for this. Without Jill the others believe sex is still a requirement and without Sage they won't take Jill seriously or believe that the MC will pursue the emotion even when he gets sex. And even if Sage is believable by herself, Bella won't consider the idea unless she has Jill's input.

One more potential condition might be that Sage must be at Bella's on Thanksgiving instead of coming to Maya's parents place and so you must NOT tell Josy about Chad. That way all four paths are at Bella's and have a lot of time to discuss things without the MC there. Another reason this has to happen on Bella's path is that otherwise the TV won't be set to the porn channel and the conversation won't get started without the shocking revelation. Note that if you chose Bella and broke up with Josy and Maya, Maya will learn about the relationship by default. And of course you have to get the documents or the harem won't be impressed enough. Impressed enough to suggest the six-way relationship that is. Impressed enough to send Derek away and have a sixsome then and there? Probably too much to ask, but I dare to dream.

Messing around with Side Girls is probably not allowed, but your past with Zoey is canon for all paths so her joining might still be okay, though it would be a seven person relationship at that point, so I'd lose the sexouple pun. And I'm just going to have to put up with that. It's a reasonable price for perfection.

Season 3 major choices will probably have significance so you might have to have Neutral affinity for this (and certain specific choices from seasons 1 and 2).

Like I said, I certainly have hope for this, but even if it will never be part of the game I have solid fanfiction ideas and I'm damn well writing it if DPC won't include it in the game. I'll only be able to do the story itself though. If people want visuals, other people will have to contribute. Volunteers?
What you're suggesting isn't a "sexouple" though, it's just a run of the mill harem. These are just ideal conditions to try and get all 5 girls into MC's bed with no real regard to the other 9 individual relationships that are required, not counting Maya and Josy's existing one.
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There's already some seeds planted for threesomes at minimum (Maya likes Sage, Josy likes Jill, Sage and Josy can make out, etc) but there isn't anything to really support the foundation for an actual relationship, much less a sexouple. Bella barely knows Maya and Josy outside of class (shots on Halloween isn't nothing but isn't super significant), Maya barely knows Jill, Sage only recently became friends with Jill, Bella has been helping Sage in the library but outside of that? We need more.

All that being said, Thanksgiving is a great place for more inter-connectivity to happen. Episode 11 could be the first real step towards this glorious dream becoming reality.
 

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This is not delight in the suffering of others. This is retribution on those who wrong her.

What you were doing is the sort of thing one might expect from Dawe. Or do you claim that newbs who can't figure out how to get started have personally wronged you by asking for help? If that's how you feel, you've crossed to Tybalt level of entitlement.

Josy is a nice and kind girl who sometimes loses her temper. And I've never seen her get mad at anyone who didn't deserve it.
 

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What you're suggesting isn't a "sexouple" though, it's just a run of the mill harem. These are just ideal conditions to try and get all 5 girls into MC's bed with no real regard to the other 9 individual relationships that are required, not counting Maya and Josy's existing one.
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There's already some seeds planted for threesomes at minimum (Maya likes Sage, Josy likes Jill, Sage and Josy can make out, etc) but there isn't anything to really support the foundation for an actual relationship, much less a sexouple. Bella barely knows Maya and Josy outside of class (shots on Halloween isn't nothing but isn't super significant), Maya barely knows Jill, Sage only recently became friends with Jill, Bella has been helping Sage in the library but outside of that? We need more.

All that being said, Thanksgiving is a great place for more inter-connectivity to happen. Episode 11 could be the first real step towards this glorious dream becoming reality.
This is true, but I do envision things evolving to all 15 pairs being loving and sometimes sexual relationships. It might be that some would join the same threesome but wouldn't do each other one-on-one, but they would still be in the same relationship.

Sage would seduce everyone on a regular basis. Bella and Jill might have already done something and would just get more comfortable with the idea. Would Josy and Maya pursue Jill and Bella? Well they might, though probably not as eagerly as Sage.

But that would be long term future stuff, not something that happens during the game.

Actually during the game I could see any threesome with the MC happen, but I'd expect Jill + Bella, Jill + Sage, Maya + Sage and Jill + Josy. One-on-one I could see Sage seducing Jill. In fact I could see that happen on any but their own paths.
 
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What you're suggesting isn't a "sexouple" though, it's just a run of the mill harem. These are just ideal conditions to try and get all 5 girls into MC's bed with no real regard to the other 9 individual relationships that are required, not counting Maya and Josy's existing one.
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There's already some seeds planted for threesomes at minimum (Maya likes Sage, Josy likes Jill, Sage and Josy can make out, etc) but there isn't anything to really support the foundation for an actual relationship, much less a sexouple. Bella barely knows Maya and Josy outside of class (shots on Halloween isn't nothing but isn't super significant), Maya barely knows Jill, Sage only recently became friends with Jill, Bella has been helping Sage in the library but outside of that? We need more.

All that being said, Thanksgiving is a great place for more inter-connectivity to happen. Episode 11 could be the first real step towards this glorious dream becoming reality.
The MC after following spock's relationship advice.
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I have just enough energy for one wife, and people are talking about making sextouples out of the MC and the main LIs. (The prefix is sext-, folks.)

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The obvious flaw in the planning is all the girls have to want to be in an active romantic relationship with one another, and we’re not talking about casual bisexuality like Sage practices. It’d have to be actual bisexuality, like Josy.

By “casual bisexuality” I mean Sage will happily fuck girls. But will she date them? Catch feelings for any of them? Imagine falling in love and marrying any of them? Nope; it’s entirely for fun. She only takes boys, like Chad or Tremolo, seriously as romantic partners. She’ll have threeways, but she expects Tremolo will stick around and the girl is disposable.

I wouldn’t even classify Maya as bisexual: Josy points out she doesn’t like boys, and Tremolo is a huge aberration. She makes a single exception for him. She may never make another exception for another boy: outside of him, she’s decidedly lesbian.

Likewise Bella and Jill. It’s implied that they’ve fooled around with each other, but we don’t know that they have. We don’t know that they’ve even considered girls. They might be entirely straight. Zero interest in girls.

But let’s say they’re all bi or pansexual. Okay, but would they want to be with all the other LIs? Josy and Jill are friends, but would they want to share partners and regularly fuck each other? Maya finds Sage attractive, but wouldn’t Sage’s rage issues and Maya’s depression just rub each other raw? Does Bella really want to wrangle the emotions and maturity levels of five young adults?—just one seems to challenge her plenty. Wouldn’t Jill’s naivete cause her to constantly freak out?

Logistically, it’s not all that hard to slip them all some molly and have them enjoy a big wet sloppy six-way orgy. But if you want it to become a lasting relationship, I don’t really see it happening. Not without significant changes to, well, everyone but Tremolo. And then they’re not even the same people anymore.
 

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Episode 6 of my Maya/Josy run with ReallyNotTina… in which she discovers stuff about our relationship. Wait for it.

Wife. Feels like we should play that drum bit from The West Wing to start the recaps. “Previously, on Being a DIK…”​
Me. With Allison Janney doing the voice-over.​
Wife. [doing an impression of her] “Previously, on Being a DIK…”​
Me. Oh that’s not bad.​
Wife. I watched The West Wing all the time before we got hitched. It’s a 20-year-old show and we’re dealing with the same fucking issues. They never got fixed!​
Me. Oh don’t tell me it’s a 20-year-old show.​
Wife. We’re getting old, babe.​
Me. Fuck. Well, let’s play a… seven-year-old game about freshmen frat boys fucking their way through college.​
Wife. They’ve all finished grad school by now.​
Me. It’s so optimistic of you that you think any of them went on to grad school.​
Wife. Well, Sage, and Maya, and Jill… and, surprisingly, Arieth.​
Me. Wait. The first three I can accept, but Arieth?​
Wife. Well she thinks it’s grad school. She started watching all these courses online during the pandemic, and she’s pretty sure she’s got the credits for a master’s by now. Prager U.​
Me. Hahahaha! Okay that sounds plausible. Nice.​
Wife. [Rusty:] “Welcome to the family, DIKs. You’re part of history now.”​
Me. No that’s my line. Unless we’re gender-swapping characters.​
Wife. Can we?​
Me. If you want.​
Wife. You secure enough in your masculinity?​
Me. I bagged you. My masculinity is proven beyond all question.​
Wife. Acceptable answer. Okay, everybody’s trans today!​
Me. Well it is Pride Month. [Quinn, really deep ladyboy voice:] “Coke? No, I don’t sell that.”​
Wife. Hahaha! Oh my god she’s a drag queen now.​
Me. This is gonna get super gay.​
Wife. Fuck yeah it is.​
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I know you were doing a DIK run, but I'm surprised you didn't fight Tommy so you could see Josy kick Tommy in the balls. You only get to see it on the Throuple path.

Also speaking of adrenaline, I dare you two to bring a laptop to the library and play at least one episode there, no corner seats or back to the wall :sneaky:
 

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I have just enough energy for one wife, and people are talking about making sextouples out of the MC and the main LIs. (The prefix is sext-, folks.)

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The obvious flaw in the planning is all the girls have to want to be in an active romantic relationship with one another, and we’re not talking about casual bisexuality like Sage practices. It’d have to be actual bisexuality, like Josy.

By “casual bisexuality” I mean Sage will happily fuck girls. But will she date them? Catch feelings for any of them? Imagine falling in love and marrying any of them? Nope; it’s entirely for fun. She only takes boys, like Chad or Tremolo, seriously as romantic partners. She’ll have threeways, but she expects Tremolo will stick around and the girl is disposable.

I wouldn’t even classify Maya as bisexual: Josy points out she doesn’t like boys, and Tremolo is a huge aberration. She makes a single exception for him. She may never make another exception for another boy: outside of him, she’s decidedly lesbian.

Likewise Bella and Jill. It’s implied that they’ve fooled around with each other, but we don’t know that they have. We don’t know that they’ve even considered girls. They might be entirely straight. Zero interest in girls.

But let’s say they’re all bi or pansexual. Okay, but would they want to be with all the other LIs? Josy and Jill are friends, but would they want to share partners and regularly fuck each other? Maya finds Sage attractive, but wouldn’t Sage’s rage issues and Maya’s depression just rub each other raw? Does Bella really want to wrangle the emotions and maturity levels of five young adults?—just one seems to challenge her plenty. Wouldn’t Jill’s naivete cause her to constantly freak out?

Logistically, it’s not all that hard to slip them all some molly and have them enjoy a big wet sloppy six-way orgy. But if you want it to become a lasting relationship, I don’t really see it happening. Not without significant changes to, well, everyone but Tremolo. And then they’re not even the same people anymore.
Josy looks sooo beautiful Alady Alady :love: :love: :love: :love:
 

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I have just enough energy for one wife, and people are talking about making sextouples out of the MC and the main LIs. (The prefix is sext-, folks.)

View attachment 3721795

The obvious flaw in the planning is all the girls have to want to be in an active romantic relationship with one another, and we’re not talking about casual bisexuality like Sage practices. It’d have to be actual bisexuality, like Josy.

By “casual bisexuality” I mean Sage will happily fuck girls. But will she date them? Catch feelings for any of them? Imagine falling in love and marrying any of them? Nope; it’s entirely for fun. She only takes boys, like Chad or Tremolo, seriously as romantic partners. She’ll have threeways, but she expects Tremolo will stick around and the girl is disposable.

I wouldn’t even classify Maya as bisexual: Josy points out she doesn’t like boys, and Tremolo is a huge aberration. She makes a single exception for him. She may never make another exception for another boy: outside of him, she’s decidedly lesbian.

Likewise Bella and Jill. It’s implied that they’ve fooled around with each other, but we don’t know that they have. We don’t know that they’ve even considered girls. They might be entirely straight. Zero interest in girls.

But let’s say they’re all bi or pansexual. Okay, but would they want to be with all the other LIs? Josy and Jill are friends, but would they want to share partners and regularly fuck each other? Maya finds Sage attractive, but wouldn’t Sage’s rage issues and Maya’s depression just rub each other raw? Does Bella really want to wrangle the emotions and maturity levels of five young adults?—just one seems to challenge her plenty. Wouldn’t Jill’s naivete cause her to constantly freak out?

Logistically, it’s not all that hard to slip them all some molly and have them enjoy a big wet sloppy six-way orgy. But if you want it to become a lasting relationship, I don’t really see it happening. Not without significant changes to, well, everyone but Tremolo. And then they’re not even the same people anymore.
The real roadblock to a sextouple is all the extra work for DPC
 
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You're all thinking about it too much. Easiest way to harem is just take the Sage path.

Tremolo: Hey babe, I've been thinking about a harem.
Sage: Dude, as long as I'm Queen, let's do it. Who do you want me to get first?

Then just sit back as the best redhead in AVNs brings in all the women you want.
She'd even kick out all the DIKs and take over the mansion.
 

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