VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.10.1] [DrPinkCake]

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KАRАMBA

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Geralt From Rivia said:
I don't see Derek as a "best friend" anymore. MC is simply much better than him in all qualities, despite the fact that DPC periodically makes the character a stupid retard for the sake of drama. I consider Zoey a much better friend than Derek, but he needs to get closer to someone among the DIKs. And here it depends on brunch/Affinity.
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Who is the best friend for Fuckface, Zoey or Derek?
OK guys, let's be objective.
Is Derek a jerk ? Of course yes.
But, look how the Fuckface looks on his background.
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He looks like a tough guy. Tough guys attract girls. This is called proper image-making.
But how does Fuckface look next to Zoey ? With this confident, cheeky girl, with those tattoos of hers.
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He doesn't look very presentable, to put it mildly. And the girls may think of him that he is not the best option.
Do you understand?
With Derek MC can get more pussies.
With Zoey, he got fewer pussies.
Nothing personal. It's just business.
Therefore, the choice is obvious, the best friend is Derek. :WeSmart:
 
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KАRАMBA said:
Who is the best friend for Fuckface, Zoey or Derek?
OK guys, let's be objective.
Derke 's a jerk ? Of course yes.
But, look how the Fuckface looks on his background.
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He looks like a tough guy. Tough guys attract girls. This is called proper image-making.
But how does Fuckface look next to Zoey ? With this confident, cheeky girl, with those tattoos of hers.
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He doesn't look very presentable, to put it mildly. And the girls may think of him that he is not the best option.
Do you understand?
With Derek MC can get more pussies.
With Zoey, less pussy.
Nothing personal. It's just business.
Therefore, the choice is obvious, the best friend is Derek. :WeSmart:
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I can fix him. :LOL:
 
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After playing LILY's walkthrough I just realized that I need to update my list. Since she is an informant, I really don't think Lily is the girl for my brother Leon. Even if she is just a drug addict college girl, she made it clear that she doesn't want to be in a relationship. So there is only one girl left for him, and it is Riona. I saw them talking private in previous episodes but pretty sure it was nothing important. Nevertheless, their chemisty looks good enough to be in a relationship. But in one condition, Leon must stop doing lame things as dressing like a crossdresser. Get your sh*t together brah!

On the other hand I was thinking Ash really loves Derek. But not anymore. After "Wendy", she completely lost her interest in Derek, and wants to be in a serious relationship with Anthony. Maybe Anthony is the real father of Ari's baby, but I don't think he's gonna leave Ashley for her. Besides "big dick" Dawe wouldn't let him. To be honest, it really doesn't matter who the baby's real father is. Anthony and Ashley are a couple now, and they love each other. So Cammy is the girl for my brother Derek. At the halloween party, Cammy said she may consider Derek as her bf but only if he is done with Ashley. Now Derek knows what he has to do. They are gonna be an awesome couple!

One last thing I'll keep ignoring Nick the Traitor. After DIKs get rid of him, his room should be Derek's.

Here is my new and the final list. I look forward to see yours too! :BootyTime:
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my man, this is so obvious, but you keep missing it. let me help you out. first, derek is my bro, but cammy was just trying to be nice when talking about him because she knows hes mc's best buddy, and didnt want to flat out say that theres no way derek could handle that azz. ash was just an excuse. the cafeteria girl was offended by any comment you made about the food, which tells me she doesnt have high standards, and isnt likely to get too judgy when she encounters a few vodka soaked tampons. this is dereks true love.

and this, the most obvious relationship in the game. what leon has never realized is that he isnt mad that jamie is in a relationship with the wrong girl, hes mad that hes not a part of it. in ep 10. the purple helmet feminazi will get a strap on gifted to her by quinn. this gift comes with a note that contains only a time and location. the artist formally known as M.C. purple gash will show up at the specified time and location to find leon and jamie going at it(after being slipped a sex drug by quinn), lose her shit, and trow on the strap for a little revenge. the details make me want to vomit so ill spare you all some trauma, and just say that part way through, all three of them realize that what they really want is a non binary, gender inclusive.....blah blah.....weird feminist term for throuple.

btw....i expect to see some apologies from all those who said quinn has no heart, you just didnt understand the method in her maddness
 
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[Mutters to himself] Ungrateful asses. If it weren't for bro Derek giving his motivational speech while sitting stag naked on a bench, this fragile snowflake of MC would have run away from the college with his tail between his legs. He would have been back at his shitty grocery job, working under Steve, before the first chapter even ended. On the other hand, maybe he would have the chance to get solo path with Josy? :unsure:
 
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yossa999 said:
[Mutters to himself] Ungrateful asses. If it weren't for bro Derek giving his motivational speech while sitting stag naked on a bench, this fragile snowflake of MC would have run away from the college with his tail between his legs. He would have been back at his shitty grocery job, working under Steve, before the first chapter even ended. On the other hand, maybe he would have the chance to get solo path with Josy? :unsure:
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A normally gifted friend would have helped mc explain to Troy how to behave in the world. But at BR the requirements are very low
 
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felicemastronzo said:
A normally gifted friend would have helped mc explain to Troy how to behave in the world. But at BR the requirements are very low
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And they would both be kicked out of college. Bad ending.
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See? There's always a bright side to saying "Fuck Derek." But I do think MC's dad would've convinced him to stay. So, yeah. Fuck Derek and NO! NOT like that! Damn perverts. :ROFLMAO:
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Perverts? You say it like it's something bad. :KEK:
Derek is a little retarded and sometimes he needs a friendly kick in the ass. But overall he's not that bad. And in that choice between him and Zoey, are there any options at all? I always choose Zoey just for the sake of trolling!
 
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yossa999 said:
Perverts? You say it like it's something bad. :KEK:
Derek is a little retarded and sometimes he needs a friendly kick in the ass. But overall he's not that bad. And in that choice between him and Zoey, are there any options at all? I always choose Zoey just for the sake of trolling!
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Yes. Perverts I say. We're all perverts in one way or the other. But as you said, between Dingle dork and Zoey, I choose Zoey and not for trolling. Because it's true.

Geralt From Rivia said:
Surprised? I saw some dude on Reddit get drowned in downvotes when he objectively criticized Derek. People can be so sensitive that criticizing characters they like feels like a personal attack for them.
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Not even a little bit. As for Reddit, 90% of the people there should be tossed in a landfill. Some of these people suck on Reddit's dick like it cums honey and then they turn into huge douchebags.
 
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yossa999 said:
And they would both be kicked out of college. Bad ending.

Perverts? You say it like it's something bad. :KEK:
Derek is a little retarded and sometimes he needs a friendly kick in the ass. But overall he's not that bad. And in that choice between him and Zoey, are there any options at all? I always choose Zoey just for the sake of trolling!
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Troy kicks mc out of his room, all right.

Chad beats mc, all right.

MC explains to Troy that that's his room too. Oh my god this violence is unacceptable!!!!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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felicemastronzo said:
Troy kicks mc out of his room, all right.

Chad beats mc, all right.

MC explains to Troy that that's his room too. Oh my god this violence is unacceptable!!!!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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MC beats up Troy - Yay!
MC beats up Chad - Super YAY!
MC beats up Caleb - Super Duper Motherfuckin YAY!
MC punches Vinny - WOOT!
Vinny pulls gun on MC - Fuckin pussy! No YAY!

The violence is totally acceptable!!! Need MOAR!
 
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felicemastronzo said:
Troy kicks mc out of his room, all right.

Chad beats mc, all right.

MC explains to Troy that that's his room too. Oh my god this violence is unacceptable!!!!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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We're not serious about the authenticity of portrayal students life in B&R, are we? :ROFLMAO:
And even though there is a brothel and a drug den on campus, which B&R stuff turns blind eye on, Chad managed to save his ass only because he was dating the Burke's daughter, and the MC didn't press charges and wanted to let it slide, right?
They only pushed each other a little with Troy, and after that the snowflake ran away in tears. Okay, okay, the MC graciously left the room :ROFLMAO:

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If he came to the counselors in the morning with complaints about Troy, the issue would have been resolved very quickly, but there would have been no game then :)
 
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