ChipLecsap

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If this doesn't happen, it will be sad...to the point of hysterical laughter and tons of memes here.
But really, how much of a monster DPC have to be to mock Jill like that?
it's gonna be a progress, every episode she gonna be more comfortable with that thing, and in the season finale she gonna take it in to her mouth. Until then MC gonna explore all of her body, and try to to teach her. ;)
and of course cheat on her:whistle::ROFLMAO:
We'll get anal with Josy before Jill gives head
We get anal with Jill before she put MC's dick in to her mouth :ROFLMAO:
 
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ChipLecsap

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so a bit Spoiler alert, I'm gonna show you guys how this scene gonna play out (y)


MC ( inner monologue ) : OMG, OMG, What is happening ? She taking off her clothes ? She does, OMG, this is happening. omg, she sitting naked in front of me.

W-w-w What, is happening, she, she kneel in front of me, She , She, She gonna touch it, She gonna touch my Pee Pee. OMG, OMG, don't look too Excited.

MC : Jill you so beautiful, I'm so Lucky:love:.

a bit of taste of DPC master writing skill what make his game so great that it would be success without the porn.:whistle: :coffee:
 
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Jill is gorgeous until she smiles....then you know damn well you ain't trusting those teeth with your dick:WutFace:
How I wish we had an option to put a pillow over her head in missionary...:WeSmart:
Probably would've helped fucken Tybalt get into her panties if he wasn't such an ass and save some watermelons. :KEK:
 

Ray_D

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Am i seein' right, he has 23k patreons?!o_O
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that's new, the last time I checked DPC's patreon, he only had about 12000. how the fuck did so many people subscribe in such a short time, maybe those people know something that we don't.

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so a bit Spoiler alert, I'm gonna show you guys how this scene gonna play out (y)


MC ( inner monologue ) : OMG, OMG, What is happening ? She taking off her clothes ? She does, OMG, this is happening. omg, she sitting naked in front of me.

W-w-w What, is happening, she, she kneel in front of me, She , She, She gonna touch it, She gonna touch my Pee Pee. OMG, OMG, don't look too Excited.

MC : Jill you so beautiful, I'm so Lucky:love:.

a bit of taste of DPC master writing skill what make his game so great that it would be success without the porn.:whistle: :coffee:

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A. Sex in Bathtub
-
may seem romantic and exciting but it is not. it is Not as much fun as it sounds.
- Tubs are really cramped and uncomfortable, and it is far too easy to hurt yourself.
- If you want to do it safely in a tub/shower, you have to spend so much attention on not hurting yourself or your partner that it really spoils the fun.
- Meanwhile, the bed is nice and soft and a lot less likely to hurt you. You can actually concentrate on sex rather than trying oy make yourself comfortable.


B. Sex in the bathtub:
- is usually a rather gymnastic and uncomfortable exchange, and a strangely dry affair.
- Wet surfaces can be slippery so it is more of confining experience rather than enjoyable.
- thus slippery surfaces, potential irritation, and the need to be cautious about safety, can indeed contribute to a less comfortable experience. as it is very tedious to always mind the slippery surfaces rather than enjoying the sex, so very uncomfortable. especially if there is little soap or shampoo there, you might be looking at serious injury.
- This can irritate the delicate tissue, making it more irritating and tiresome.

C. Sex in the bathtub:
- Sex in a bathtub is kind of like sex on a moonlit beach: it sounds all fun and romantic, but the reality is awkward and uncomfortable.
- Standard bathtubs are a little too small for two people to move around that it hinders mobility in comfortably. They're really hard, so it can be painful.
- Water is the 'anti-lubricant', so its difficult to do penetration. Water washes away any natural lubrication, which increases the level of friction during penetration.
- Unlike the movies, it's not that easy or safe. You need to be really aware of your surroundings before you even think of attempting. that makes it opposite of fun and make it really suck.
- Doggy: very unstable, you could risk the girl breaking her face if the basin falls.
- Carrying her: there's still a chance you slip in the heat of it and both fall onto something, if not the floor.


D. Sex in the bathtub:
- May look good in Movies but it is incredibly awkward.
- there are so many limitations. can not think of any kind of sex that would be enjoyed in the bathtub.
> Sex in Bathtub: sucks, STRONGLY recommend against it. You’re already overheated; adding vigorous exercise, and water that washes away natural lube, is bad idea.
- You can START in the tub, but at least get on the bed before going too far.
> Use the hot tub for mutual massage and oral sex, and save the vaginal sex for after you're out.
> So many more things can be done in bed, so few things can be done in shower.

- would only be disappointed at the end

Bathtub sex less than 1/10
 
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wallehabte

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DPC chose to make a very bad scene for MC and Jill.
Bathtub sex is very bad choice. nobody likes this

A. Sex in Bathtub
-
may seem romantic and exciting but it is not. it is Not as much fun as it sounds.
- Tubs are really cramped and uncomfortable, and it is far too easy to hurt yourself.
- If you want to do it safely in a tub/shower, you have to spend so much attention on not hurting yourself or your partner that it really spoils the fun.
- Meanwhile, the bed is nice and soft and a lot less likely to hurt you. You can actually concentrate on sex rather than trying oy make yourself comfortable.


B. Sex in the bathtub:
- is usually a rather gymnastic and uncomfortable exchange, and a strangely dry affair.
- Wet surfaces can be slippery so it is more of confining experience rather than enjoyable.
- thus slippery surfaces, potential irritation, and the need to be cautious about safety, can indeed contribute to a less comfortable experience. as it is very tedious to always mind the slippery surfaces rather than enjoying the sex, so very uncomfortable. especially if there is little soap or shampoo there, you might be looking at serious injury.
- This can irritate the delicate tissue, making it more irritating and tiresome.

C. Sex in the bathtub:
- Sex in a bathtub is kind of like sex on a moonlit beach: it sounds all fun and romantic, but the reality is awkward and uncomfortable.
- Standard bathtubs are a little too small for two people to move around that it hinders mobility in comfortably. They're really hard, so it can be painful.
- Water is the 'anti-lubricant', so its difficult to do penetration. Water washes away any natural lubrication, which increases the level of friction during penetration.
- Unlike the movies, it's not that easy or safe. You need to be really aware of your surroundings before you even think of attempting. that makes it opposite of fun and make it really suck.
- Doggy: very unstable, you could risk the girl breaking her face if the basin falls.
- Carrying her: there's still a chance you slip in the heat of it and both fall onto something, if not the floor.


D. Sex in the bathtub:
- May look good in Movies but it is incredibly awkward.
- there are so many limitations. can not think of any kind of sex that would be enjoyed in the bathtub.
> Sex in Bathtub: sucks, STRONGLY recommend against it. You’re already overheated; adding vigorous exercise, and water that washes away natural lube, is bad idea.
- You can START in the tub, but at least get on the bed before going too far.
> Use the hot tub for mutual massage and oral sex, and save the vaginal sex for after you're out.
> So many more things can be done in bed, so few things can be done in shower.

- would only be disappointed at the end

Bathtub sex less than 1/10
 

chuck69

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only who tried it knows that.




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A. Sex in Bathtub
-
may seem romantic and exciting but it is not. it is Not as much fun as it sounds.
- Tubs are really cramped and uncomfortable, and it is far too easy to hurt yourself.
- If you want to do it safely in a tub/shower, you have to spend so much attention on not hurting yourself or your partner that it really spoils the fun.
- Meanwhile, the bed is nice and soft and a lot less likely to hurt you. You can actually concentrate on sex rather than trying oy make yourself comfortable.


B. Sex in the bathtub:
- is usually a rather gymnastic and uncomfortable exchange, and a strangely dry affair.
- Wet surfaces can be slippery so it is more of confining experience rather than enjoyable.
- thus slippery surfaces, potential irritation, and the need to be cautious about safety, can indeed contribute to a less comfortable experience. as it is very tedious to always mind the slippery surfaces rather than enjoying the sex, so very uncomfortable. especially if there is little soap or shampoo there, you might be looking at serious injury.
- This can irritate the delicate tissue, making it more irritating and tiresome.

C. Sex in the bathtub:
- Sex in a bathtub is kind of like sex on a moonlit beach: it sounds all fun and romantic, but the reality is awkward and uncomfortable.
- Standard bathtubs are a little too small for two people to move around that it hinders mobility in comfortably. They're really hard, so it can be painful.
- Water is the 'anti-lubricant', so its difficult to do penetration. Water washes away any natural lubrication, which increases the level of friction during penetration.
- Unlike the movies, it's not that easy or safe. You need to be really aware of your surroundings before you even think of attempting. that makes it opposite of fun and make it really suck.
- Doggy: very unstable, you could risk the girl breaking her face if the basin falls.
- Carrying her: there's still a chance you slip in the heat of it and both fall onto something, if not the floor.


D. Sex in the bathtub:
- May look good in Movies but it is incredibly awkward.
- there are so many limitations. can not think of any kind of sex that would be enjoyed in the bathtub.
> Sex in Bathtub: sucks, STRONGLY recommend against it. You’re already overheated; adding vigorous exercise, and water that washes away natural lube, is bad idea.
- You can START in the tub, but at least get on the bed before going too far.
> Use the hot tub for mutual massage and oral sex, and save the vaginal sex for after you're out.
> So many more things can be done in bed, so few things can be done in shower.

- would only be disappointed at the end

Bathtub sex less than 1/10
i was talking with lily, she wants to know if this post was an advertisement for any of the following books:
"ergonomic sex positions for old farts"
"staying safe while knocking the dust off"
"still horny, but too old for this shit" by danny glover
"sex with walkers"
 
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