noahsombrero

Member
Aug 9, 2023
254
145
The other things she needs is for him to not mess around, and to be a little less wild. Ok, he is on his way to growing up. There is good chance he will get there, most guys do in time. Besides which, she might like some wildness in him knowing who her sister and her mother are. So, who is she? She is super smart and super capable, and definitely sexual, you bet.
Here's the thing. These guys are late teens, maybe early 20's some of them. It is too soon to know what talents they might develop. But here is this teenager, Jill, who can play classical music with something like the exquisite sensitivity and precision it deserves, not that modern culture values that ability much any more. Jill needs another 10 years or so of more or less constant practice to develop her talent, and the ability to stand in front of a crowd and display what she can do. It would help her to have a partner who understands and deserves her. I'm not sure any of the characters dpc gives us are up to that challenge, but too soon to know.

So what are these guys good at right now? They are good at playing a part in a story that helps dpc extract a comfy income from horndogs. Which is really the use that all art in modern culture has in one way or another, that is extracting wealth for commercial efforts.
 
Last edited:

noahsombrero

Member
Aug 9, 2023
254
145
It's fucking funny, but where did this 14-inch crap come from? MCs dick is 8-9 inches maximum, more like 8 than 9.
As a matter of fact. Pick up a ruler and see exactly how long 8 inches is. Of course, bad is a fantasy game, so there are no limits. Two foot cock? Sure babe, I'll run it all the way up into your appendix. This is probably going to hurt. Hang on.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: felicemastronzo
Aug 29, 2023
405
1,517
It's fucking funny, but where did this 14-inch crap come from? MCs dick is 8-9 inches maximum, more like 8 than 9.
This is not an image of a 9 inch cock. It’s the same height as Sage’s skull.

Sage with MC's cock.jpg

The MC states on Swyper he’s above 6 feet. Sage, in heels, is nearly the same height. Therefore Sage’s ass isn’t a mere 9 inches high.

Sage's ass.jpg

Dude’s packing a pink python.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Babochabo

Darkwen

Forum Fanatic
Nov 10, 2020
5,435
11,654

L1m1tl3ss

Active Member
Sep 27, 2023
682
1,819
Has anyone else noticed moments from the game where DPC clearly during development skipped out on googling the correct sentences or wordings that would be better at conveying the message of whatever the characters are saying? For example, who the hell says shit like "says the master to their student!"? I mean, I assume he just thought that he had heard a saying like that somewhere before and that it would sound REALLY good in-game to all the players, but sometimes I just wonder how much better his dialogue writing would be if his ego wasn't as big as everyone knows that it is. He also seems to be really childish and use somewhat childish terms in the game's dialogue, too. I mean, I know that swedes usually tend to be like that, but who the fuck refers to a combination of punches as a "flurry"? Also, the first time I played the brawler mini game, I thought "slip" meant slipping as in slipping the strikes of your opponent by moving your head to either the left or right side which is what you do to dodge straight punches in boxing, for example. But no, it seems like he had this silly idea of the MC stepping on a banana peel and slipping on it instead. I'm not gonna say that he's a shitty dev, but I am gonna say that he's a hell of a lot worse than he seems to think he is.
 

Sun of Rome

Member
Dec 18, 2023
169
368
That's just the first step. DPC is looking for assistants and helpers to speed up development.
But if in normal life your employer pays you to work for him, in the case of DPC you will have to pay to have the privilege of working for DPC. Sign up for the $100 level so you can become a moderator in DPC server.
Note. This is just a joke.


candidature (1).png
 

Darkwen

Forum Fanatic
Nov 10, 2020
5,435
11,654
That's just the first step. DPC is looking for assistants and helpers to speed up development.
But if in normal life your employer pays you to work for him, in the case of DPC you will have to pay to have the privilege of working for DPC. Sign up for the $100 level so you can become a moderator in DPC server.
Note. This is just a joke.


View attachment 3307062
I don't know much this would help speed things up I can't believe there isn't a line about signing your soul over DPC :Kappa:
 
4.80 star(s) 1,595 Votes