Better Cock Spock

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In one single save you can punch him, break his teeth with a tennis ball, ruin his presentation with a dick pic, turn his frat brothers against him, fuck his mom, his sister, and steal "his girl"



Assman has no chill
To think, Tybalt lost "the love of his life" because this filthy street rat got a wedgie!
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If only he could go back in time, then he—Tybalt Archibald Stewart Burke—could win fair Jill's heart!
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funkymonkeyjedi

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I would love to watch Maya masturbate with various items. And I think it would be sexy if she shoves some vegetables up her vagina then made me a tasty salad mixed with her vaginal juices.
Even Derek doesn't approve of you seeing Maya.....
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Riaman

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He does this sneaky pussy maneuver where he tries to "act cool" with Zoey, but thinks she's making eyes at him and tells her that MC told him no, but pretty sure he's trying to get her to initiate so he can still get in her pants without "betraying" MC.
He also projected his attraction of her on Zoey.
 

Ray_D

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Bro, Jacob had the hots for her the minute he saw her. In Zoey's texts, she says Jacob let her in. We see her talking to Jacob on the couch about art and San Diego, he takes her to his room to show off his art, and I'm positive he would've made a move if he wasn't such a pussy. They took a few pictures together, and stayed in contact for weeks. He mistook her compliments to MC for himself and had to awkwardly walk it off. He got super excited when learning she was coming to the BBQ, and of course it all culminated in her asking for MC's blessing.

He never acted like a "normal friend", he wanted to tap our blueberry from the start. He just did that stupid thing where he thinks a friendship will evolve into a relationship because he sees signs where there are none, and thinks that being such a great guy will cause Zoey to realize that Jacob is boyfriend material, if not a potential fuck buddy. And he's so obvious about it, it's actually surprising that MC didn't noti—AHAHHAHAHHAA I can't finish that sentence, Tremolo is blinder than a girl who got cum in her eyes. So is Zoey, blind as fuck to not realize she loves MC and that Jacob was waiting to pounce.

But yeah, Jacob is a snake.
Jacob is a coward by nature, at the HOT party he didn't even move to another room for fear of the alphas. :KEK:
 
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Ray_D

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Tommy wanted to settle down on Rusty's father's money and have fun without doing anything for it, and he reacted like a child when he was thrown out of his usual comfort zone. And he is also a very lousy friend, for whom DIK secret code is an empty place, he showed himself poorly as a father for his pledge. And also these complexes of his because someone fucks his sister.
Ank he lied to MC that Vinny used a prop gun, putting him in more danger.
Overall, well deserved:
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There is only one last thing left to do to deliver the final blow to tommy. :Kappa: :KEK:
 

Better Cock Spock

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Jacob is a coward by nature, at the HOT party he didn't even move to another room for fear of the alphas. :KEK:
I have a neutral solution to the HOTs party, that doesn't involve getting rid of any jocks: Jacob and MC should just hang out in the kitchen, where Heather would keep the peace. Caleb and Darius wouldn't dare do anything, especially when half the black cast is in that one room.
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They're untouchable :WeSmart:
I just remembered Dwyane exists, and that Cammy... idk if she was supposed to be mixed from the beginning and her skin just got darker, or DPC thought of this midway through. Anyway, Cammy counts. So really, the kitchen would only have about 33% then.
 
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Ray_D

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I have a neutral solution to the HOTs party, that doesn't involve getting rid of any jocks: Jacob and MC should just hang out in the kitchen, where Heather would keep the peace. Caleb and Darius wouldn't dare do anything, especially when half the black cast is in that one room.
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They're untouchable :WeSmart:
I just remembered Dwyane exists, and that Cammy... idk if she was supposed to be mixed from the beginning and her skin just got darker, or DPC thought of this midway through. Anyway, Cammy counts. So really, the kitchen would only have about 33% then.
No one is untouchable, I'm just waiting for the opportunity to kick jacob's or darius' ass. :cautious:
 

Better Cock Spock

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No one is untouchable, I'm just waiting for the opportunity to kick jacob's or darius' ass. :cautious:
You know who is untouchable? Brandi. The most you can do is grope her and suck her toes :KEK:
We got a whole new character at the Pink Rose that everyone hates, and multiple lewds dedicated to this pointless bitch, instead of just letting us fuck Brandi. Or Tania, Tommy can suck my dick. Or shit, even that sexy bartender. But no, we get Madame Rose :HideThePain:
 
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