Better Cock Spock

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At least it won't be in a fire (I hope).



We went to very different Sunday schools. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Why are you so surprised, this is what Patrick's been praying for all these years, why he treats Maya like dirt. He wants her to be straight, so she can have kids, and grant Helen her dying wish.
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Patrick unironically wants this, and I'm gonna give it to him ;)

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT why can't I find that stupid meme that inspired me to make this in the first place. Someone help a maggot brother out!
 

VaderExMachina

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L1m1tl3ss

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I would love to watch Maya masturbate with various items. And I think it would be sexy if she shoves some vegetables up her vagina then made me a tasty salad mixed with her vaginal juices.
This is the sickest shit I've read in over a week.
 
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