VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.10.1] [DrPinkCake]

[MiltonPowers]

I thought it was the yoga teacher, I can see the potential of the titular yoga girl

No, feel free to not like Paula, I don't think anyone likes her. Liking the thirsty yoga ghoul however will get myself and Spock chanting:

 

[Mordreut]

Just goofing I don't really have anything serious to add or discuss atm, other than "I dis/agree"

I know, I started to post here, because I share a similar sense of humor with the "usual suspects"

 

[The Krogan Dude]

First Bella as #5, then this???

*sniff*... eh I'll get over it

I gotta warn you before we become too close. Bella is not even Top 10 in my book.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

I gotta warn you before we become too close. Bella is not even Top 10 in my book.

I don't think there was any danger of that

But I'll bite, who's your top 10?

 

[Better Cock Spock]

I think it's time to your Pon Farr

I've got someone to help me out with that

 

[MiltonPowers]

I gotta warn you before we become too close. Bella is not even Top 10 in my book.

She just scrapes into my top 13.

 

[The Krogan Dude]

I don't think there was any danger of that

But I'll bite, who's your top 10?

Sage is the only love interest I like. I can't stand Jill, Maya & Josy. Bella is a ok character but I find her out of proportion body repulsive. I only like Bianca, Camila, Cathy, Elena, Melanie, Nicole, Quinn, Riona, Sage and Sarah.

But I'd do the yoga girl. You convinced me

 

[JillybeanEnjoyer]

I can't stand Jill

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[Better Cock Spock]

Sage is the only love interest I like. I can't stand Jill, Maya & Josy. Bella is a ok character but I find her out of proportion body repulsive. I only like Bianca, Camila, Cathy, Elena, Melanie, Nicole, Quinn, Riona, Sage and Sarah.

But I'd do the yoga girl. You convinced me

Well. I'll give you an A for the Others, and a C- for the MGs

But fuck yeah, Yoga Girl how could anyone resist an ass like that

 

[The Krogan Dude]

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Oh I forgot her mom. Lockhear last set was really great, I can see her potential now.

 

[Baldy_Sinz]

Dpc made me feel sympathetic for Sir Patrick Bailey and Stephen Burke. I am not surprised if he will make me feel bad for Tybalt for some reason.

 

[MiltonPowers]

Dpc made me feel sympathetic for Sir Patrick Bailey and Stephen Burke. I am not surprised if he will make me feel bad for Tybalt for some reason.

You're a better man than I am. Not an ounce of sympathy from me for any of them.

 

[Baldy_Sinz]

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You're a better man than I am. Not an ounce of sympathy from me for any of them.

Nah ur alright bro. Just my 2 cents thinking about why they turned out like that. I guess Tybalt will have a flashback soon being adopted and his reasons for being spoiled and classy

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Wild theory.

Chad, Troy, and Mel were the throuple that Mel told Maya about. They broke up when Chad and Troy realized they were gay and not bi. They didn’t want to come out as gay to the alphas who would have been super mad about it so Mel came up with the beard strategy of Chad “dating” Sage because Sage obviously was very interested in Chad and that is why Mel feels guilty about it.

Totally did not steal this from the sub

 

[MiltonPowers]

Wild theory.

Chad, Troy, and Mel were the throuple that Mel told Maya about. They broke up when Chad and Troy realized they were gay and not bi. They didn’t want to come out as gay to the alphas who would have been super mad about it so Mel came up with the beard strategy of Chad “dating” Sage because Sage obviously was very interested in Chad and that is why Mel feels guilty about it.

Totally did not steal this from the sub

Dalli_x is that you???

 

[Znar26]

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[Znar26]

Joshy92 s Girl
Song by
Dick Springfap

Joshy is a friend
Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Joshy's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's cucking him with that body, I just know it
Yeah, and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had
Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
I'll play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's cucking him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had
Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
Where can I find a woman-
Where can I find a woman like that?
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?
You know, I wish that I had
Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
I want Joshy's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
I want, I want Joshy's girl

 

[Joshy92]

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Joshy92 s Girl
Song by
Dick Springfap

Joshy is a friend
Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Joshy's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's cucking him with that body, I just know it
Yeah, and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had
Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
I'll play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's cucking him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had
Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
Where can I find a woman-
Where can I find a woman like that?
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?
You know, I wish that I had
Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
I want Joshy's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Joshy's girl
I wish that I had Joshy's girl
I want, I want Joshy's girl

That song like Arieth is beautiful my friend.

 

[Macky009]

Sage is the only love interest I like. I can't stand Jill, Maya & Josy. Bella is a ok character but I find her out of proportion body repulsive. I only like Bianca, Camila, Cathy, Elena, Melanie, Nicole, Quinn, Riona, Sage and Sarah.

But I'd do the yoga girl. You convinced me

What is your problem hating Jill

 

[Geralt From Rivia]

As I promised, here is the post about favorite girls... Warning: spoilers until chapter 10

Firstly, as I said before, I don't hate any of the 5 MG (main girls), so don't be mad about my choices (Sure, we can joke about that, but please don't burn me at the stake. (lol))

MGs (in alphabetical order)

Isabella: Physically and sexually (in a twosome), Bella is the best, no discussion... The problem is that she is the ice queen... She lives in the past, thinking of a missing husband, with only one real friend, Jill, and being a stern cold woman, angry with all humankind, especially men... The worst of all, she is 36 years old, she has enough life experience to realize she has a problem and she needs to change, but she chooses to continue to live in the past (I'm afraid about her secret room because I think it's a “conspiracy theory” room). Even when she ends with Tremolo (after the disaster date, choosing her is really hard), she still behaves the same (in the yoga class in episode 10, even if Tremolo had gouged his eyes, I think Bella would be mad at him)

Conclusion: She is extremely gorgeous, but she is too complicated. 5th position in the MG list

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Jill: Physically, she is the second best, and I think the word to describe her is waifu. She is kind and caring, funny in a goofy way, pretty and hot. On the other hand, she is very shy, sexually inexpert (but she learns quickly) and introverted, but her problems are basically from her upbringing (overprotective rich parents) and because she is too nice (until the end of episode 8 when she finally kicks Tybalt's ass).

Conclusion: She is almost the perfect girlfriend and waifu, but I understand she can be too prude and shy for some people. 2nd position


Josy: Compared with the other four (basically Victoria Secret's models), she is physically the worst, but her personality is the best, she is funny, easygoing, sexually daring and experienced, kind and caring (the majority of the time). The downsides, well, are that she is really insecure and dependent (as she shows when she chooses Maya instead of Tremolo because it was the easiest choice), but in episode 9, when Tremolo breaks with them, and episode 10 in the “fort date”, she regrets her choice and basically tells Tremolo she is in love with him

Conclusion: If she breaks her ill-fated relationship with Maya (and all the drama that goes with it), she will be a better option. 3rd position


Maya: First, I don’t think Maya is bisexual or lesbian. After reading the whole story, I think she is pansexual (sexually or romantically attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender). Maya is attractive, intelligent, interesting and cultured, but all the positive traits are eclipsed by her upbringing. Her father (a fanatic asshole, and I am being too nice) transforms Maya into a desperate and chaotic mess, willing to do almost anything to escape, and the worst of all, she (involuntary) drags everybody (Derek, Josy, Tremolo, etc.) into her mess. But in her defense, she is only 18–19 years old.
Conclusion: Until all the chaos caused by his father disappears, any of her relationships will probably fail. 4th position


Sage: She can be crazy and nasty, especially at the start (Chad's drama is the proof) and Quinn is her weak (and dangerous) point, but she is also sexy and hot as hell and, as the history progresses, her good traits start to be more visible: she can be kind and caring, funny, brilliant and smart enough to realize almost all her defects and try to be a better person and girlfriend (and planning the full sexual university experience with Tremolo doesn't hurt)

Conclusion: She isn't perfect, but she has the best balance between all her physical and phycological traits. 1st position

Others Path: Favorites: 1) Lily 2) Camila 3) Jade

Coming soon: Reasons to hate Quinn (and despise Zoey)

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Interesting review.
You put Isabella in last place, but I was there when I first joined the game. I couldn't saw her right away. Bella doesn't live in the past, where she was happy with James: being with MC, she tries to fight this past. Tremolo became a new hope for her and an attempt at healing - Bella suffers from a serious mental disorder from a past trauma. Otherwise, she's the most mysterious character and relationships with her looks like mix of maturity with goofy teenage side, and that side awakening in Bella too - she love to feel young and wild again.

Jill would have been a very good LI if DPC hadn't periodically changed her personality from shy and well-mannered to socially awkward in Season 2 and then started changing her back to more open. If it weren't for that personality lapse in the middle of the game, there would be no complaints about Jill. She's most bad writed girl, in other she's decent. Well, her creepy smile is a modeling problem that has turned into memes.

Josy is the complete opposite for me: looks attractive, but unpleasant and annoying person and as the game progressed, she became the worst LI for me.

Maya, I agree with a lot here, I'll add that Ep.10 showed that she is morally stronger than she seems. She just made a mistake trusting her father.

Sage - there is nothing I would disagree with. Best girl.

Regarding the last one, there are many reasons not to like Quinn, but then get ready for a long essay on why Zoey is actually good and why you are wrong (if I have time)