Mordreut

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i wonder what's going to happen with Darkwen once BaDIK is finished, one can only love Josy so long...

i bet 2 things will happen in a far off future:

1- his tombstone will bear a picture of Josy and his catchphrase "Alady".

2- he'll hopefully and likely experience something akin to the ending of the movie Somewhere in Time.
Being DPC so slow, when Badik will be finished, Darkwen will be able to create a real Josy using cloning techniques or the VR will be so advanced he will just create a virtual world full of Josy... And the saddest thing is if DPC starts releasing one episode every two years, in ten years the technology would reach these level
:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::eek::eek::eek::eek: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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Better Cock Spock

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godkingxerxes

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I think they don't want Helen suffer even more, learning what fucker her husband is. And not just husband, or father, but caretaker. She 100% relies on Patrick, and that can't be jeopardized atm.
Yeah without Patrick support she'll be forced to live in a home that she can't even afford, Derek or Maya would be forced to drop out to look after her, it would be a mess.
 

Better Cock Spock

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Yeah without Patrick support she'll be forced to live in a home that she can't even afford, Derek or Maya would be forced to drop out to look after her, it would be a mess.
Plus it would absolutely destroy their family.

Unless it turns out Helen is homophobic too, in which case Maya then has two parents who want to fuck her over :KEK:

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NewTricks

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I'm kinda sympathetic to Darkwin. Some days during these vast deserts between updates I find that I want to play again from chapter one just because I miss Josy. Even in the playthroughs where I'm not fucking her. She's just so adorable and tiny that I wish I could carry her around in my pocket.
 

ChipLecsap

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Darkwen just said hed be in a mfm sandwich if that's what Josy desired, can you top that?
if your girlfriend desire more dick while she is in a relationship with you, you doing something wrong.
cucks , trying to push this message for a while now, that they are so cool, but in reality they are pathetic losers. Just look :p
Elena : Sorry J.B but After Tremolo Fucked me, I need to break up with you, I need a real man.:whistle::Kappa:
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Better Cock Spock

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if your girlfriend desire more dick while she is in a relationship with you, you doing something wrong.
cucks , trying to push this message for a while now, that they are so cool, but in reality they are pathetic losers. Just look :p
Elena : Sorry J.B but After Tremolo Fucked me, I need to break up with you, I need a real man.:whistle::Kappa:
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Tremolo? A real man?
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This guy?

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MilesEdgeworth

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Im guessing maya's parents really want grandbabies and it's looking less likely that derek will be able to provide those for his parents
 

ChipLecsap

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The only thing that keeps tremolo from falling into the pathetic category is the fact that he can kick you in the head with a high kick.:KEK:
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He ain't a bad protagonist that ruin the game for you, for being so pathetic , or creep, in a way that , he sneak in to his sister room to fuck her in her sleep. So he pretty much above the 99% of the rest of the porn game generic protagonists.

Flawed, and often overly emotional, but he is most of the time very good as a Dik Affinity Guy(y)
 
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