are we doing top 10 theories? :O
1:dad's eyes explode because HE NEVER FUCKING BLINKS!!!
2:Cathy rams a dildo up your arse too hard shattering your spine-game over
3:you become a sex-slave for HOT..but they get bored and forget you tied up in the dungeon..die of hunger..game over
4: Dad takes your advice to go out and meet a gal..meets Josy..she becomes your new mom
5:Isabella has a dick...game-over-delete-cry in the shower hugging yourself
6:Mom is not dead..she just went out for a pack of cigs and never returned because she got too creeped out because Dad NEVER FUCKING BLINKS!!
7: Dany introduces her "BF" Jaime..who is not a boy after all..but a chick named Ava Ronson..they let you watch but not touch..you cannot find your wallet afterwards..
8:the ex-jock/roommate you just beat the shit out of is actually DrPinkCake and you just destroyed all hope of finding happiness.
9:Jensen Wenchester appears at a DIK social with his band and some wild black guy crowd surfs...
10:your pants catch fire..you have a choice..save your dick or your legs...this choice is important.