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SerHawkes

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-MC assembling his harem with all the girls in bikinis-
MC: "Okay, so not to have any sort of confusion, each of you are going to get a nickname. Josy and Maya? Softies One and Two."
Maya and Josy: "Okaaay? But who is one and two?"
-MC points to Josy- "One." -Points to Maya- "Two."
MC: "Sage: Fuck Buddy."
Sage: "Hell yeah."
MC: "Jill: Uber Softie."
Jill: "Awww <3"
MC: "Bella: Grumpy Softie."
-Bella uses the common Grumpy Face-
MC: "Quinn: Sugar Tits."
Quinn: "Excuse me?!"
MC: "Riona: Kitten."
Riona: "Purrrrr."
MC: "Camila: Buttslut."
Camila: "Seriously?"
-Harem processed to stare at Camila's ass.-
MC: "Mona: Moanlots."
Mona: "You dick."
MC: "Melanie: Buttslut Two."
Mel: "Dick. ;)"
MC: "Sarah: Cheerleader."
Sarah: "Haha."
 

UnoriginalUserName

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Oh, and now we also have a new thug in their group, that guy who arrived in the "later group".
He's not so much a thug as an Orc. :sneaky:
*waits for someone to Captain America meme him*

Ahem Kimbo vs Dada. They gassed out like 30 seconds into the fight
Haha, ok, I'll give you that one. I remember my reaction to that particular fight while the guys and I were drinking beers and eating wings like the discerning gentlemen we are was something along the lines of : "Dude, it's like 2 drunken walruses flailing at each other, what the fuck is this shit?". Found out later Dada actually had a heart attack at the end which is why he just collapsed.
 

android3231

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He's not so much a thug as an Orc. :sneaky:
*waits for someone to Captain America meme him*



Haha, ok, I'll give you that one. I remember my reaction to that particular fight while the guys and I were drinking beers and eating wings like the discerning gentlemen we are was something along the lines of : "Dude, it's like 2 drunken walruses flailing at each other, what the fuck is this shit?". Found out later Dada actually had a heart attack at the end which is why he just collapsed.
Still a better fight than Aldo vs McChicken :KEK:
 

Wizard_Shiryuu

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About 250 pages ago Wizard_Summoner "discovered" that Sage looks remarkably like model Madeline Ford, even down to her outfit : https://f95zone.to/threads/being-a-dik-v0-4-1-dr-pinkcake.25332/post-2894642
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Well, to be honest I didn't. Someone posted her before me. I didn't "find" her.
Not gonna agree with you there
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Now that's intersting. I remember reading this cluck, but I overlook most of it, there is interesting stuff.
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So John Boy says he wants to have a threesome with his girlfriend and another girl and his girlfriend tries to arrange it? I called it, those two are into hotwifing. Or at least some kind of open relationship, but I think only open for her. And also she was playing spin the dildo.
Fuck leave me alone okay, I know I started a fire, everyone is different. Besides it's not like I'm gonna get interested to red heads now just because you guys are threatening to kill me :ROFLMAO:
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No fires :mad:
Specially not fires when talking about redheads, that's an absolute NO :mad: .
 

Mechaforce

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Cmon man! Greatest 13 seconds ever! Everyone got their money's worth! :LOL:
"greatest 13 seconds ever" how do you know my pick-up line? :KEK:
I'm not fully informed of what you guys are talking about but are you guy's talking about Conor Mcgregor's knockout on Jose Aldo? Which was fucking awesome. Biggest earthquake in MMA for a long time. The #1 pound-for-pound champion Jose Aldo who hasn't lost in a whole decade, gets knocked out by the biggest rising star in the UFC in 13 seconds? I'm a huge Conor fan so I went crazy when that happened, and now he just beat Cowboy Cerrone in 40 seconds. Good time to be a Conor fan :BootyTime:
 

android3231

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I'm not fully informed of what you guys are talking about but are you guy's talking about Conor Mcgregor's knockout on Jose Aldo? Which was fucking awesome. Biggest earthquake in MMA for a long time. The #1 pound-for-pound champion Jose Aldo who hasn't lost in a whole decade, gets knocked out by the biggest rising star in the UFC in 13 seconds? I'm a huge Conor fan so I went crazy when that happened, and now he just beat Cowboy Cerrone in 40 seconds. Good time to be a Conor fan :BootyTime:
Well I'm fan of Eagle Khabib but I'm a reasonable person so I'm gonna admit Conor is good :BootyTime:
 

Dumitas

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Still can't get over the fact the MC won over Isabella a married and self estabilshed woman after being caught being immature, and telling her his loner lifestyle and a huge girlfriend sob story, such a womanizer move!
A very lonely desperate wife, and let me tell you his secret... he was caught naked with his massive immaturity hanging around.

PS: Kudos for naming real attributes of a woman, regardless of the fact that she is absurdly hot.
 
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