Okay...I'm confused about something.
I could have sworn that on my first playthrough I did not piss off the "Cafeteria Worker." I seem to recall an option of a nice thing to say and a DIK thing to say, and one results in her throwing her drink on you.
BUT, in my numerous subsequent playthrough I always piss her off, I never get an option, and nothing I've done has ever gotten me anything but splashed. Win or lose the Cum-petition. Doing nothing but -DIK choices up till that point. Positive thinking. I even sent a letter to Santa about it an the Tooth Fairy for good measure. Nothing works.
Am I confused and not remembering correctly? Is it possible not to tick her off or is my mind like a steel trap: rusty with a dead animal in it?
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