I could NEVER be the typical male sticking the MCs schlong in every pie. It's so unlike how I am IRL. I know it's a game, but I don't like lying to girls, or being a douche to people, and I sure as hell don't drink or smoke. It would take A LOT, and I mean a whole HELL of A LOT for me to be a full douche DIK in this game.
I don't like the M&J route. Sage would be my only other go to. I wouldn't touch Bella because of her Jill connection. And most of the HOTs, in my eyes, are slut skeevers. No thanks. I don't need keyboard crabs.
Feet flirting with Jill is much more fun than having my MC screw a walking petri dish.