Fan fiction!
I imagine that Zoey was once in a relationship with Josy. MC, of course, once again knows nothing.
A whole group of B & R go to spring break and it comes what must come. Josy and Maya meet Zoey. Josy talks to Zoey and also introduces Maya as her friend. Then Zoey says she regrets leaving. But most of all she misses her best friend and that it was more than just friendship. Josy, of course, looks at Zoey in surprise, since she didn't know she had a boyfriend either.
Then MC enters the beach with Derek. Josy and Maya stand with their backs to the two and do not see them. Zoey runs and throws herself around MC's neck and kisses him passionately. Derek is totally out of it and takes the precaution of getting a sticky fish from the cooler. Josy and Maya are horrified to discover that their MC was the boyfriend Zoey was talking about. Maya, now more confident, pulls Zoey away from MC and stands between them. Josy is raging with jealousy and pulls Zoey's hair and Maya rushes towards Zoey.
Derek, meanwhile, builds a small campfire and opens two beers. MC sit down to the fire and start to grill the fish and enjoy the horny bitch fight.
This is what DPC should use!