You and me both. Let's hope Jill gets a nice long laugh the next time the MC protests he's decided not to do stupid shit anymore.
Meanwhile, I'm asking for less! As rewards go, Madame Rose is well below getting to run off with Helen of Troy; at least Helen was widely regarded as the most beautiful woman in the world!
Honestly, I think Maya has a lot of her old chemistry and sweetness back (when she isn't being directly menaced by her father). The relationship content between the MC and Maya and Josy *individually* has been well handled, IMHO.
To me, the problem with the M/J plot is that the overall relationship hasn't budged from where it was in the picnic at the end of Episode 5, and has actually
regressed from where it seemed to be at the end of Episode 4. I'm still pissed that DPC jammed that poorly structured breakfast conversation into the game and then completely ducked out on implementing the results for M&J until next time!
Oh no, I'm sorry I didn't see this yesterday. I hope you're feeling better, Chip. You were definitely missed!
To be fair to DPC, you *can* avoid a relationship as long as you haven't joined one of the main LI's paths. To join in your criticism of DPC, I agree that the way the MC chose which (if any) relationship to choose was artlessly forced into the story rather than growing out of it naturally.
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Nope, sorry, that theory was shot twice in the head and dumped in a ditch once and for all by Episode 7 - and may its foulness rot in Hell! Lana looks and acts nothing like Lynette, had a completely different family life, and was alive at least ~2 years after Lynette died.
At most, Episode 8 suggests Lynette knew the Royces, and even that is speculative.