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i did that theory once... not falling for it ever again...Nobody:
Warscared: Now, wait a minute! The first letter in Jade's name is J, and her family name is Burke which starts with B, so that's J.B right? Who in the game has initials J.B?
JOHN BOY!
He is actually John Burke and is actually Stephen and Jade's third child and Stephen's secret mole in the DIK's.
#StayWoke
but i did do it in the same post i called Jill a rich uptight inbreed cunt when the jillistan´s where waging holy war in her name at anyone who pointed out she was anything less then perfect! so the backlash could have also came from there!
but that means that Jade and Stephen marriage is so disfunctional that all their kids have become wierd to deal with whatever trauma having a sleezebag for a father and a feminist cunt for a mother does to you...
not gonna work like that!MC, Sage, Maya and Josy: *go to meet Stephen and Jade and explain Maya's situation*
Burke: You know what? We'll take care of it, you don't have to worry about it. End of conversation.
MC, Maya, Josy, this entire thread:
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Stephen: Sage i love you but in return for this i will need your help with winning your mothers love back,
Stephen: things have been hard for us ever since you kids left the house!
Sage: ofc father, i know i have not been the best of daughters but i promiss i will... *sobbing* try !
Sage: sorry i ...i do not know how to deal with strong emotions!
Stephen: shoulders crumble and looks down as if breaking down
Sage: i am sorry daddy, i do not want to make you ...
Stephen: *with tears in his eyes*, no sweety its never you, it was never you, just know i love you so much that... its hard!
Sage: Daddy ...
jade: Oh ffs stop being a bunch of whiny cunts you 2!
jade: we will provide but you better start showing up for the family gatherings and our PR public events!
Sage: But mommy,
jade: do not mommy me, you can not play me like you play your father!
Sage: OK *sad look*
jade: and none of those harlot costumes you tend to wear, dress smartly and apropriatly!
Sage: maya... you have costed my soul!
maya: but...
Tybalt: can i go now? i gotta visit the fruit market to check if the watermellons are ripe this year!
Johnathan Burke: well, yes go and do that you weirdo and stop messing with my friend Jill Royce!
Tybalt: JB ever since you joined the DIK`S you became a cunt!
Jade: Tybalts, LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN!
Stephen: i assumed i had taught you better then that!
Sage: oh. come on, give the poor boy a break! its not his fault you dropped on his head when he was a baby!
Jade: i never dropped him on his head!
Sage: ok ... guess he was just born a retard!
JB: Nahh such levels require constant practice!
Stephen: Also i expect this family dinamics stays within this house Maya Josy and MC...
jade: Also Maya perhaps you could help my boy Tybalt get a girlfriend? if not you perhaps your cute friends?
maya: who Josy?
Jade: Nahh, i already have a straight boy, i mean the MC... i would be the hottest milf in town if i had a gay son!
Tybalt: I AM NOT GAY, DAMMIT!
Jade: come on Tybalt do it for the family! besides its not like being straight as done you any good, perhaps some dick sucking could turn you normal!
Stephen: Jade please!
jade: SHUT UP STEPHEN YOU DAMM CUCK!
what was you link in chess? i was once 1900 but dropped down to 1700 once i stoped playing regularly!Well, I don't have a monkey and a typewriter, so the infinite monkey theorem is out of the question for me. The principle of Occam's razor is more my thing.
But actually I'm influenced by my earlier active chess days. I pursue every possible variation.
Example Sage:
Sage said herself that Quinn knows where she comes from. Burke's name was not mentioned. But we know what milieu Quinn comes from. It is logical to think about whether Sage and Quinn knew each other before B&R or what they have in common from the past.
actually my theory is Quinn because many of the things in the story would be unknown to the MC but all of those scenes are known to Quinn!MC is dead and Derek is reading his memoir to the future of B&R.
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