Huh? You treated my joke seriously? Sage is great; I adore her too. it's cool everybody has his preference. and Bella admirers most likely see more about her than what you described. I appreciate her exactly how she is, she appears cold and distant towards less acquainted ones but never with real ill intent; nerds respect her, and she found favour with lil' josy upon introduction... the thing is I know she is the type I'd relish the moment I laid eyes on hers, and the time of "it's Bella" would come; then she shows you the passionate, tender, experienced and also fun Bella. frankly, I cherish both Bella and Isabella with her endearing 'resting bitch face'.

such is her charm. the only aspect of her not to my liking is her figure, which no longer matters much to me.