Kellermann

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But Saint Kellermann did indeed fight Dawe and Chad. He also got mixed up in Prep Mansion burning antics, even if he did or did not try to frame his friend for the event. Having never been a girl myself (I know, in this day and age that makes me an oddity), I can't be sure, but I reckon these are what decent, law abiding, buxom babes would consider "red flags". And what is Jill if not a decent, law abiding, most bodacious, buxom babe (who's slightly bananas).

So when our dear saint chose the leper colony instead of the sweet Jillybean, she didn't completely mind. I mean she understood the sacrifices this canonized character was making, but she also had other issues on her mind. She was hoping to tell him of the dastardly deeds of that dickhead Tybalt. But since our most holy hero couldn't make it, she figured she'd let it slide for a bit.

And so she did. And slide it did.

And she didn't invite him along for a morning jog. He was probably rescuing baby kittens from a burning house at the time anyway (I understand you can carry more than one kitten at a time too, bonus!)

And then things slipped further, it probably wasn't a good idea to invite him along to meet her friends. They were quite wealthy and placed a significant value on money. This may bring down wrath from the pious mc, it would be quite a scene if he started whipping them with righteous anger. Plus he was probably off fasting in the desert somewhere anyway.

And so, the most reverent mc and the virgin lady slowly drifted apart. And then she tore him a new one at the restaurant, and the rest is history. Or herstory if you've been paying attention in gender studies.
Now that the Jill appeasement is done, look for Shazba's next series: why Madame is not an ugly wildebeest and why Patrick is inherently good and we should all like them. :cool:
 

shazba

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Now that the Jill appeasement is done, look for Shazba's next series: why Madame is not an ugly wildebeest and why Patrick is inherently good and we should all like them. :cool:
I've actually already posted the, "Patrick is misunderstood, he just wants to save his daughter from the pits of hell" post a while back. But the Madame will never get a pass. :sick:
 

hakuna-matata

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Meh
DPC is raking in cash. He takes his time. He does wonderful renders and animation. Great music. I do not particularly like the story and his writing needs help, but the rest is amazing. I do not feel I wasted my money when I bought the steam releases. I do not regret doing Patreon for a while. I don't regret getting banned here a few times. I don't regret expressing my opinion.......I only regret that I didn't screenshot him losing his shit on me when I pointed out some story errors..
Peace
Really?!/ Then again, it's not really a huge shock.
 
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Yokanzo

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It's been a very long time since I last played so I was just wondering about the Chick/Dik routes.

There's no penalty for going chick and not trying to fuck Sage right away until she resolves her relationship issues with Chad right? It seems like despite not going strong with her at first you still have a chance later to get involved with her.
 

Lostanddamned

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I've actually already posted the, "Patrick is misunderstood, he just wants to save his daughter from the pits of hell" post a while back. But the Madame will never get a pass. :sick:
How about why Stephen Burke is actually a good guy and our best homie. :KEK: :Kappa:
 
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Geralt From Rivia

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Cabin Fever

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If he actually halves the size of the episodes at this point, by splitting the currently intended narrative in half, there a risk that it would undermine the impact of each episode. I think that would be a mistake.
Now why couldn't you have started with that logical argument in the first place?

Having said that, if it's done properly I don't think it would undermine the impact of each episode. I believe the logical break points I had alluded to can be built into a cliffhanger without a significant amount of additional work.
 

sixart

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Play the 0.8.0 do not tell Sage about the homo erectus' ( activates that missing piece ) do not use 0.8.1 patch and if you really want to then update to 0.8.2... if you make it so that achievement stays intact... but honestly there is no real need for the patches so if you stay on 0.8.0 then this will be a cinch :KEK:
 
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