Well this sucks.
I was working on a post, and I just found out my company discovered my internet line.
I've been using a long-forgotten DSL connection to surf at work. I've been here so long that everyone else who knew about it is gone. I patched a line directly from the router to my office and filled the rest of the ports with dead-end lines buried in the spider web of cables so no one tried to trace them. The bandwidth is slow as fuck, but it works, and it's the only way around the corporate firewall. (Employee of the Month, right?)
The IT head of our division came to me this morning asking if I knew about this mysterious DSL, because someone in accounting finally figured out we were paying a monthly fee for the service over the last 8 years and no one knew why. I'll be sneaking into the data room to disconnect the lines, because it's just a matter of time before they find it.
So, there goes my connection at work, and subsequently, there goes my main connection to all the fun shit that's blocked by the firewall, and all the lewd shit I don't have time and privacy for outside of the office.
Long story short, it looks like I'll be going dark very soon and for quite a while, or at least until I can figure out a replacement connection at the office.
While I'm gone, I need someone occasionally to tell Dalli he's nuts in OFT fashion. Here - use this:
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And someone tell Ron he can look now.
Farewell, maggots.
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