You can even add the first image before the start of the movie
Yeah, but thats the pre movie,
Max: "So whats this one about even though there has been only one time where I havent actually read a script?"
Kira: (whispering to Max) "Youre gonna fuck around with your mother or sister, do you really care? Just go with it for fucks sake."
Max: (thinks to himself) "Youre right, my bad." (promp on screen says) {keeps quiet}
Ann: "Am i sure I wanna fuck around sexually with my kids?"
Kira: "Oh, Fuck me! This again!"
Max: "Yeah, janitor remember, clean a toilet or clean my cock your choice."
Kira: (whispering to Max) "Would you shut the fuck up already!" (Speaks to Ann) "You need the money Ann!"
Ann: "Ok, I guess Ill clean his cock. (slumps shoulders dejectedly)
Alice "Speaking of money, when do I get mine? MONEY MONEY MONEY! WOO HOO I LOVE MONEY!"
Kira: (looks at Ann sulking) "Knock it off Ann, we all know youre enjoying it by now."
Max: "I know I am" (Ann ignores her)
Kira: (whispering to Max) "Clam up moron! (louder to everyone) "Well, lets just start shooting, shall we?" (says to self as she moves behind the camera) "I hate every all these motherfuckers, and if I wasnt fucking all of them and they werent helping my career Id kill every last one of them." (shouts) "ACTION!"
conversation they have before every movie. Granted Im paraphrasing, but you get the point. And it doesnt have to do with what the movie itself is about so I didnt include it.