- Dec 11, 2017
- 61
- 42
Woooow they managed to fuck up this game something fierce. At the very least the U4 version you could play until you had nothing else to do without running into weird bugs, this one has way too many bugs to even be worth the time.
The breaking point came when I entered a tiny ass dungeon with a bunch of elevators and a golden skull that acted as a key to a treasure. It was easy to clear until the end where the elevator that went down to the treasure room just got stuck halfway through for no discernible reason, so I said "fuck it, it must be like this" and jumped down, killed some skeletons and picked up the treasure.
Then that's it.
Nowhere else to go because it's just a bridge with "bottomless pits" all around, no way up because the elevator was still up there out of reach. Tried to teleport using the staff, "nope, can't teleport here, fuck you", looked everywhere for something to bring the elevator down and there was nothing, in the end I had to reload the autosave that put me back in the entrance of the dungeon. I tried to clear the dungeon a second time and just to spit in my face this time around the golden skull wasn't even there to pick up. Still, just to check, I went down again all the way to the treasure room (elevator got stuck again too) and went to see if the locked door was open or something. Well, not only it was closed it also told me I was missing the fucking key which wasn't even there in the first place. I jumped down a "bottomless pit" and saw that my character had survived the fall with barely a scratch, then I was told that "oOoH nOo, YoU dIeD".
This right here is why playtesting your bullshit is so important. I honestly feel bad for the people paying for this hoping that it will get better eventually.
Also, while I'm here, fuck the semi-fixed camera bullshit they have going on during sex scenes. Want to update something? Update that shit instead of those fabulous privacy invading security systems, even the trashiest shovelware in this site lets you move the camera around, if I wanted fixed perspectives I'd watch a porno.
The breaking point came when I entered a tiny ass dungeon with a bunch of elevators and a golden skull that acted as a key to a treasure. It was easy to clear until the end where the elevator that went down to the treasure room just got stuck halfway through for no discernible reason, so I said "fuck it, it must be like this" and jumped down, killed some skeletons and picked up the treasure.
Then that's it.
Nowhere else to go because it's just a bridge with "bottomless pits" all around, no way up because the elevator was still up there out of reach. Tried to teleport using the staff, "nope, can't teleport here, fuck you", looked everywhere for something to bring the elevator down and there was nothing, in the end I had to reload the autosave that put me back in the entrance of the dungeon. I tried to clear the dungeon a second time and just to spit in my face this time around the golden skull wasn't even there to pick up. Still, just to check, I went down again all the way to the treasure room (elevator got stuck again too) and went to see if the locked door was open or something. Well, not only it was closed it also told me I was missing the fucking key which wasn't even there in the first place. I jumped down a "bottomless pit" and saw that my character had survived the fall with barely a scratch, then I was told that "oOoH nOo, YoU dIeD".
This right here is why playtesting your bullshit is so important. I honestly feel bad for the people paying for this hoping that it will get better eventually.
Also, while I'm here, fuck the semi-fixed camera bullshit they have going on during sex scenes. Want to update something? Update that shit instead of those fabulous privacy invading security systems, even the trashiest shovelware in this site lets you move the camera around, if I wanted fixed perspectives I'd watch a porno.
