Irgendwie Irgendwo

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Well, as expected, Thomas Rhett reached the top spot for the 16th time in his career yesterday with What's your Country Song?, dethroning Parmalee & Blanco Brown. Also, as expected, two hours later this update hit. Third, as expected, we have the usual suspects:

1) Of course the update only has some 500+ MB in size when it's the first release of C4 and does not contain Chapters 1 through 3.

2) Of course people did not read the plot. After the preg scare Lisa / Daughter does not trust the pill, MC has no melee socks on him, so no creampie allowed. Should not be that hard to understand... if you don't keep on holding <CTRL>.

3) And of course the update is shorter than usual when the team essentially only worked on it three to four weeks. You can't expect a game time of 10 hours in that time frame.


Point 3 brings me to the game. It could have needed some TLC that I am sure was just not possible when being pressed for time. Let me first say that it went along without surprises. Lisa finds her modeling aspiration again (the source was unexpected though), the preg was just a scare, some sex in the tent and countryside, and they start their own modeling agency. Things back on track, nice.

TLC needed and / or expected:

- Some inconsistency on the ride back.
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- The massage oil makes Lisa look like as if she's wrapped up in plastic. (I admit that this may be the only way to display it though, I'm definitely no expert in rendering).
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- I am pretty sure this position is either not possible or will not last long as MC would be stomped in the face every other second. :ROFLMAO: (I have a little porn library that's roughly 5 TB and have never seen that one.)

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And finally, the spelling bee stung away a little "be"...

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- Despite two splash screens saying "a few weeks later" and "two months later" we only jumped one day each, from 42 -> 43 and 44 -> 45. However, I was surprised, and it was really appreciated, how long the update continued after the WT was done listing its choices. It seems now that the main and most of the support cast is in on the secret. (Tyra only knows about a kiss, not the full relationship.) I don't expect any problems from Cassandra, as long as she gets some Lisa loving.

- I expected that you couldn't pick up the donut with the traditional Homer Simpson sound file.

Guess that's it from my side of the fence, see ya in roughly four weeks in a little Sunshine Bay hotel.
 

ninjabanana

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downloaded it from mega.. unpacked it and put it on the desktop. did not touch it and about 2 hours later my anti-virus started flagging files and began removeing files from the folder. insight network threat.. did not touch it. whats up with that lol
 

Uthuriel

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downloaded it from mega.. unpacked it and put it on the desktop. did not touch it and about 2 hours later my anti-virus started flagging files and began removeing files from the folder. insight network threat.. did not touch it. whats up with that lol
Your antivirus sucks. That's called a false positive.
 

Hovis1974

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I believe I'm going to wait a few more updates before starting Chapter 4....Get a little more meat on the bone, if you will....A lot of other games on here I've been meaning to try in the meantime....See you guys in a few...
 

UncleFredo

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I generally don't use a walkthrough mod for DMD, but the cave scene induced me to use one. IMHO the last thing this game need is any sort of min-game. Period.
 
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Ghostface Reborn

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I didn't mind this update - it wasn't as disappointing as the previous updates to this game have been.

My only complaint is the shoe-horning of references to the shit doughnut hunting game the dev is also involved in.
Obviously that game is so disliked that he has to try and drum up support for it though his more popular game.
I hope that will be the end of such desperate advertising, but seing as the DMD game icon is now a fucking doughnut - I doubt it.
oh... shut your doughnut hole.
 
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