It's been fun to read for sure. It's nothing I haven't thought of but it is surprising to see the options people want.
I will say there's one person who nailed it though. They got it 99% right, they only missed one small detail. I was really impressed by that.
It's not surprising. -tongue in cheek- How long you been on the internet?

Your on a site of Stories of Porn, Kinks, Fetishes, & the Internet.
You shouldn't be surprised everyone wants to shove their virtual dick into everything and then you get kink, fetish, etc.. crowd that wants kids(I will just put fingers in my ears & go lalalala on why). But at end of the day, they are all horny dudes that wanna violently masturbate over & over. Have the Power, Big Alpha Stud Fantasy. They wanna feel like they are Big Dick Daddies and everyone, be it Male, Female, Trans, Monster Girl/Boy, that Goat over there, etc.. wants them, only them, and want to give their entire free will to them.
I mean...that's what I've seen here & everywhere else on these interwebs through-out the 35yrs I've been on it.(I'm 47).