Liking it so far. Seems like it is written by someone with English as their primary language, which is sadly rare for games found here. Although the setting seems to be in the US, it seems like the writer is from the UK or elsewhere in Europe, since they mention paracetamol, not Tylenol or acetaminophen, as it is called in the states. Also the British English way of spelling favor with a u and same for neighbor.
OK, I thought the dialogue of scoring in the other team's goal meant they were discussing soccer/futbol/football then he says something about clearly not being an interception, so then I think American football, then the render pops up and somehow they are watching blitzball...are we in Zanarkand?
Yep, car park instead of parking lot and the phrase "can't be arsed", writer is from UK, maybe Ireland.