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FWIW, I playtested the entire thing (including things that are not accessible). Will I report bugs and help fix them? No.
Why? Because fuck lazy dogs (apologies to actual dogs) and people who pay for things that should be long dead by now.
I could have said "because nobody pays me for this" but I don't give a shit about money. If I got a rial for every game I freely playtested, I'd have enough trillion dollars to shelter the entire planet from the upcoming nuclear winter, which applies to many selfless F95 playtesters and not just this random bitch going full spastic again. And as Daimonin, Metalkick and Albedoo (among others) pointed out a bit more politely, this should really be self-explanatory.
We didn't even dislike the game nor the individuals behind it until it came to this point. Defiling your (supposedly) dead relatives for your own profit (Narcissa's "new dialogue") was just sugar on top of the shitcake of "this is going too far". This actually is a serious crime here, even as a joke, but whatever.
TL;DR: Apologies for quoting after 3 years pasunna, but it's still relevant somehow.
PS: Credit where credit is due, ShakieChan's CGs actually are original this time around, but since she is affiliated with this mess by now, she gets no love. Sorry, girl. You probably aren't into girls anyway, especially older ones.
Why? Because fuck lazy dogs (apologies to actual dogs) and people who pay for things that should be long dead by now.
I could have said "because nobody pays me for this" but I don't give a shit about money. If I got a rial for every game I freely playtested, I'd have enough trillion dollars to shelter the entire planet from the upcoming nuclear winter, which applies to many selfless F95 playtesters and not just this random bitch going full spastic again. And as Daimonin, Metalkick and Albedoo (among others) pointed out a bit more politely, this should really be self-explanatory.
We didn't even dislike the game nor the individuals behind it until it came to this point. Defiling your (supposedly) dead relatives for your own profit (Narcissa's "new dialogue") was just sugar on top of the shitcake of "this is going too far". This actually is a serious crime here, even as a joke, but whatever.
TL;DR: Apologies for quoting after 3 years pasunna, but it's still relevant somehow.
To which the answer obviously is no even after 37 months of not only not learning anything, but somehow managing to turn an actual release into an alpha and pushing it further back! Well, as long as you get paid and worshipped by your audience, anything goes, right?
PS: Credit where credit is due, ShakieChan's CGs actually are original this time around, but since she is affiliated with this mess by now, she gets no love. Sorry, girl. You probably aren't into girls anyway, especially older ones.
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