The person I replied to couldn't even figure out how to start the VN. lol
But thanks, for your opinion? xD
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Doesn't make sense to me either especially with a dialogue to sex ratio like 10,000:1!I honestly can't believe this developer gets near 9k a month for doing almost nothing (7 months since last update or something like that). fair play to the dev tho it looks like some people are seriously mugs for giving money away.
I honestly was a fan of the game but it's a pity about the shit update release's
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Let me save you all a download, it's a giant nothing-burger in terms of sex. It's like the erotic game equivalent of a bad art-house movie that's so far up it's own ass with Dutch angles and cringe-worthy dialogue that it forgets to make anything enjoyable for the audience. Worse than that, it's ended by a long drawn-out excuse for blowing deadlines and finishes with him admitting that he's blowing the January 25th deadline.
Cuz animations, guys! And music, too! Never mind that ICSTOR delivers like forty animations on a two-month update cycle, he needs like all of the time in the world for this. And monies, never forget the monies.
Cuz animations, guys! And music, too! Never mind that ICSTOR delivers like forty animations on a two-month update cycle, he needs like all of the time in the world for this. And monies, never forget the monies.
The models have been always been good with this IP, but I think what really holds the game back from being better than it currently is, is the fact that people don't crack a fucking smile and drone on and on about nothing in this. Not so much is in this mini bonus update, but it comes with the GumDropGames territory.
Like I really don't even wanna talk about the date delays and long time between updates, because that's always been like whatever, it's the easy joke with this Dev. But beyond how good I think the females look in this game, particularly the Mom, I cannot tell you what the developer is trying to tell with this story. Honestly. The writing has some evocative imagery, but almost little to no grounds to try and say "This is each person's motivations and feelings." Like I'm not trying to criticize the actual writing itself, but the direction of what is being written and presented to the audience. I can't tell what these characters want or what the dilemmas are. Honest criticism, but fuck me running, I'll keep downloading them off here.
Also, implement the damn "Skip unseen text" feature already. Hahaha As a writer of porn games myself, I give myself not one credit that anybody actually wants to read the entirety of my blabbering character dialogue, and you should be able to jump ahead.
Like I really don't even wanna talk about the date delays and long time between updates, because that's always been like whatever, it's the easy joke with this Dev. But beyond how good I think the females look in this game, particularly the Mom, I cannot tell you what the developer is trying to tell with this story. Honestly. The writing has some evocative imagery, but almost little to no grounds to try and say "This is each person's motivations and feelings." Like I'm not trying to criticize the actual writing itself, but the direction of what is being written and presented to the audience. I can't tell what these characters want or what the dilemmas are. Honest criticism, but fuck me running, I'll keep downloading them off here.
Also, implement the damn "Skip unseen text" feature already. Hahaha As a writer of porn games myself, I give myself not one credit that anybody actually wants to read the entirety of my blabbering character dialogue, and you should be able to jump ahead.
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I mean, I'd love to discuss the game's content but there doesn't really seem to be any. Decisions don't seem to make much of a difference (granted, I only went through the son route twice and haven't tried all the choice combinations) and the dialogue just meanders about. Why the hell did this even need to exist?
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Yea, shouldn't take 10 pages of metaphysical dribble to say, "Mom you're hot, let's fuck!"
Well, I think he might just have invented a new genre—the excuse update. This is all this shitty, full of nothing but hollow dialogues and the usual dimly lighted images update is: a big, lame excuse.
Seriously, that final text is such rubbish that if I didn't know better, I would think this guy is just an insecure teenager having to cope with much more than he can handle. The best part is that... he is admitting that he is going to miss the incredibly lax deadline he gave himself! If we believe what he says, which is of course an act of faith at this point, he started to think that he might not be able to make it a month ago. And what does he do instead of working harder to get it done on time? He begins working on a Christmas update that takes away three weeks of the time he claims he needs so much. That's pure logic at work.
It's all so pathetic that, again, if anyone is still giving their money to this guy after this, they fucking deserve to be ripped off.
Seriously, that final text is such rubbish that if I didn't know better, I would think this guy is just an insecure teenager having to cope with much more than he can handle. The best part is that... he is admitting that he is going to miss the incredibly lax deadline he gave himself! If we believe what he says, which is of course an act of faith at this point, he started to think that he might not be able to make it a month ago. And what does he do instead of working harder to get it done on time? He begins working on a Christmas update that takes away three weeks of the time he claims he needs so much. That's pure logic at work.
It's all so pathetic that, again, if anyone is still giving their money to this guy after this, they fucking deserve to be ripped off.
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It's classic "Look at me, I'm really working hard! Don't get mad at me!" word vomit. I get it from my students all the goddamned time about why they need a deadline extension or why they bombed an exam. Like, if he spent the time it took to craft such an elaborate excuse instead working on his game then he wouldn't need the excuse in the first place.
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lol true, I'm not even gonna bother playing this update cuz it will probs be a shit load of text and teasing, I came here to play a porn game not watch a Drama that keeps getting delayed
rights that's my final rant about this game.....
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Oh god... just got to the end... I'm cracking up here. Even the excuse/dev talk is written so "la-di-dah". Good grief... also, can a dev not somehow figure out how to pull a model's cock out without taking off their pants entirely for something like a blowjob? It's like when that idiot kid in elementary school would drop his pants all the way to his ankles at the urinal. Hahahah.
Animations look nice, but good lordie... what a shite show, mate.
Animations look nice, but good lordie... what a shite show, mate.
There's no point, you can just name everybody whatever you want.
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Don't forget the inexplicable shaky cam, a proper animation isn't complete unless it looks like the cameraman is either drunk or trying to awkwardly jack himself off while filming at the same time.
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LOL, then that would imply actual sexual relationships between family members!