When u put it like that summer will never end for him, so hope dies last bois.
I'm still curious to know how he manages to work on the game under those conditions ...oh yeah, he doesn't.
It depends on the scam. In this case of this scam you have to be pretty stupid to still be falling for it, and while ending the patreon is obviously the morally right thing to do, 99% of people aren't going to give up tens and tens of thousands of free dollars.
wrong...It was Milkistan
his father got pregnant
I'm shocked beyond my wildest imagination he'd do that.
I don't know why they would be concerned, it's not like GD has missed deadlines before...
I'm not a patron. Just noticed the post schedule changed. I'm really curious about that animation preview though. You can't animate a cropped buttcheek.
He'll animate a cropped buttcheek. Never mind you get dizzy from zooming in (or out). Guess it would be a bit clunky, but he really does need the 25 GPUs to use the zoom function on MS Paint, and then convert them in some low quality gif, because why not? There are worse ways to make $100K after all. If only because it is less work than you know, actually working and create something new.
My personal favorite excuse is:
Seriously though, I like the idea about making a parody game where the main character tries to upload a small episode of his massively overfunded story he ends up getting sidetracked by a series of unfortunate events or unable to progress with it for 2-3 years straight. We could even put "Based on a true story."I was uploading this update but I got a virus. I tried to delete the virus but instead I deleted the game.
I prefer "random excuse generator". Where you have to come up with increasingly outlandish excuses to keep seeing less and less (probably should not be too hard to write the rendering aspect of the game). So at first "My dog ate my work" might work and you get to see a render of a woman in her bra.
