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Nah compared to Charlotte, Gertrude is pretty much a saint. I mean, she kinda comes off as somewhat slow and a total chatterbox, but at least she's loyal and is willing to do stuff that would keep her marriage intact. Charlotte on the other hand is presented as a famewhore who attaches herself to popular people but never really shows genuine concern or anything of the sort.I mean I don't think Charlotte is that bad, as long as you don't see her naked... imagine having to see Gertrude's face every morning, and having to listen to her everyday
Charlotte is manageable with a shirt on, Gertrude would be a living nightmare no matter what she's wearing.
But to each their kinks
So yeah, wrinkly saggy tits and delusions that "they sag because they're large" aren't the only issues I have with Charlotte, so (if I happen to be forced to choose at gunpoint) I'd rather be married to a Gertrude than to someone like her.