Dorfnutter

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I mean I don't think Charlotte is that bad, as long as you don't see her naked... imagine having to see Gertrude's face every morning, and having to listen to her everyday :censored:
Charlotte is manageable with a shirt on, Gertrude would be a living nightmare no matter what she's wearing.

But to each their kinks :Kappa:
Nah compared to Charlotte, Gertrude is pretty much a saint. I mean, she kinda comes off as somewhat slow and a total chatterbox, but at least she's loyal and is willing to do stuff that would keep her marriage intact. Charlotte on the other hand is presented as a famewhore who attaches herself to popular people but never really shows genuine concern or anything of the sort.

So yeah, wrinkly saggy tits and delusions that "they sag because they're large" aren't the only issues I have with Charlotte, so (if I happen to be forced to choose at gunpoint) I'd rather be married to a Gertrude than to someone like her.
 

Yvier the Duck

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Gertrude is an amazing person compared with Charlotte, Regina or Takkatakka. She is a little to much, but is a good friend, she try to be a good wife, respect trans rights (more or less) and let be real, if she was more sexy you bunch of perverts would be begging Caribdis a threesome with Nancy.

Justice to Gertrude!
 

An known

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Gertrude is an amazing person compared with Charlotte, Regina or Takkatakka. She is a little to much, but is a good friend, she try to be a good wife, respect trans rights (more or less) and let be real, if she was more sexy you bunch of perverts would be begging Caribdis a threesome with Nancy.

Justice to Gertrude!
Yeah who would've guess maybe Gertrude was hot when she was young...:HideThePain:

Maybe she will be a part of harem if she was introduced in her younger ages but she may overcome Nova so Caribdis decided to make her old.:unsure:
 

1tomadeira

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Me:
Double checks if there's a girl out of path

Sees this:
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[*Panics*]
.....
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My brain:
Realizes that I loaded the save where I take the Amulet of Briar and purposely die at the Collector's game to see what will happen.

[*Calms down*]
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[*Checks Emails*]
No death threats...
(*Heavy breathing*)...
No death threats...
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Don't worry, is Jeff the gardener, just Jeff.
Oh shit, too late.

RUN!!
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Lethanaz

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Somehow i deleted my old save files from 0.5 :( Can someone help me with a save file i can download to continue from 0.5? Much appreached :) :)
 

Dorfnutter

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Allright I see how it is, you guys are crazier than I thought. Imma slowly back away from this "conversation" before you start putting images of horny Gertrude in my head.
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Me: Oh come on man, I wouldn't go that fa-

/blacks out for a couple of minutes

Me: -ar...whoa, the fuck happened there-

/looks at his screen

/sees GIMP opened

Me: ...oh no...
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Brain: This was for posting parts of your endgame crackpot theory that you weren't supposed to share yet, bitch.

Me:

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phinny1

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Jinkies such an experience that even a lurker had to speak up. I tried this out based solely on how spicy the OIAL gallery was even without the broader context of the story and goddamn this is a porn masterpiece in the making. The way the previous childhood relationships with Dalia, Penny, and Nancy affect their interactions in the present create that sensation of the forbidden without having to resort to the cheap trick of making them actually be related. I know other games and movies have done it before but the scene where you have to navigate with camera flashes had me wondering if I was gonna need a change of shorts before it was over. The overall pacing of the MC's relationships feels just right, with the extra bits of side content tossed in to keep the horndogs from getting too bored.

MC is a bit of a blockhead for not being able to figure out Eternum's secret quicker, yeah it's obvious to the reader but I feel like he is just too dismissive and willing to accept the cover story, particularly when he
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He's a skeptic almost to the point of absurdity but hopefully that won't be relevant anymore.

The 'Ready Player One' influences are pretty obvious, but I wonder if the author has read/watched any SAO.
 

Ungawa

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Me: Oh come on man, I wouldn't go that fa-

/blacks out for a couple of minutes

Me: -ar...whoa, the fuck happened there-

/looks at his screen

/sees GIMP opened

Me: ...oh no...
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Brain: This was for posting parts of your endgame crackpot theory that you weren't supposed to share yet, bitch.

Me:

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Bonk Club.jpg Sometimes, you just gotta do what you gotta do...

NOOOOO HORRRNNNNNYYYY!!!!!

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Takkatakka

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MC is a bit of a blockhead for not being able to figure out Eternum's secret quicker, yeah it's obvious to the reader
Kinda...yes. But to be fair: We know that is a game written by Caribdis in which almost anything can happen. If something like this would happen to me in real life, I would probably kinda try to dismiss or rationalize it at first as well.
 

PervyParadox

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Me: Oh come on man, I wouldn't go that fa-

/blacks out for a couple of minutes

Me: -ar...whoa, the fuck happened there-

/looks at his screen

/sees GIMP opened

Me: ...oh no...
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Brain: This was for posting parts of your endgame crackpot theory that you weren't supposed to share yet, bitch.

Me:

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Clicking on that spoiler was the biggest mistake of my life, thank you for the unlimited nightmare fuel.
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That's more accurate ;)
True, 8 goddesses indeed.
In the hope that you're talking about Calypso and not Gertrude there of course :HideThePain:
 

Takkatakka

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Ofc, even if there's the saying "it's in the old pots that the best soup is made", I'll let others be the judge of that :WutFace:
You see, that is the case because there were a lot of soups cooked in those old pots and every soup left a little bit of itself in the nooks and crannies of the pot and...wait, that's just making it worse, isn't it?! :WutFace:
 
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ArDZer

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View attachment 2901179 Sometimes, you just gotta do what you gotta do...

NOOOOO HORRRNNNNNYYYY!!!!!

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At this point, Nova also needs the bonk (figuratively and literally) asap. Perhaps she may get that scene in v0.7. :unsure: :whistle:

Does anyone have all of the Eternum chibis so far used? They look fun tbh.
 
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