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There is a big difference between cutting someones limbs off, and shoving a big pointy stick up their ass.mc “You were in the Civil War?”
ab “I wasn't in it. I was an amputee doctors assistant.”
mc “Jesus Abere.”
ab “Now you know why I have PTSD.”
mc “Wait? Weren't you an executioner for Vlad the Impaler.”
ab “What does that have to do with anything?”
mc “Nothing. Never mind.”
Normal in Florida is molesting alligators, so.......