How the fuck the cloud gaming for a porn game is a good idea? What the fuck is wrong with them? 
Unreal Engine Fallen Doll: Operation Lovecraft [v0.4.9 Cracked] [Project Helius]
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at this point I think this guy has a public masturbation fetish
to think that Conquistador joined these idiots just to be assigned to a lame cloud mobile game team is just fucking depressing, hope the guy is at least making some fat cash from their patreon whales, or gets some helpful experience
as others have said I think he just doesn't give a shit about the project anymore and is just pretending to work. Up until now he's been saying they were porting the game to UE5 as far as I know, now he's coming up with this BS and the UE5 stuff is nowhere to be seen, not even as some demoHow the fuck the cloud gaming for a porn game is a good idea? What the fuck is wrong with them?
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Damn, that's really sad to hear. I haven't heard any news regarding this game for a while, so I thought devs are just working hard on the upcoming steam release. I was so sure this project is doing fine, wtf...
We do get occasional updates on the rebuild (outside the meaningless 75% done, 85% done, trust us please), but it's usually Helius showing his lack of experience and trying to deflect. For example, he doesn't know how agile development works and tries to handwave it away saying he worked a google and bethesda.
For reference, in agile you should have a concrete changes at the end of every sprint (a period of 2-4 weeks) and regular meetings for upcoming sprints, as well as regular releases every some number of sprints. It's 100% a bad sign to not hear anything as the point of agile is during every sprint planning you can assess and change course if need be. Not hearing back means that planning is being skipped, and no course correction can be made.
Also it does show their previous X% complete posts were made up, since if they hadn't heard from the rebuild team in months they wouldn't know how complete it is. That whole conversation is a sad read since Miya has to not too subtly cut him off to stop him digging a deeper hole.
Also yeah UniversalConquistador any inside scoop? I remember you saying you hoped to convince them of more offline features, no progress there I guess?
God I've been lurking around this thread for the laughs and it keeps getting funnier
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mobile cloud game? hmm ... this project is doomed
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Yeah, we also have penises, and that also means we are not gonna use them in public too, like phones.Do you guys not have phones!?
"We"?! Who are "we"? May be, if you are from "PH team", you getting "updates", but I doubt it. No patrons or people interested in this game havn't received any updates more than a year.
Nothing funny at all, it is a real tragedy.
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No horse whenever, it's got forbidden on Steam.
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Dude it was a reference to a certain event that also resulted in huge disappointment. Try googling that sentence if you don't get it.
Purple_Heart
"Blizzard Enterntainment principal game designer Wyatt Cheng during the presentation of mobile game Diablo Immortal at BlizzCon in November 2018. The remark, which was said as an answer to the crowd's dissapointed reaction to Diablo Immortal being strictly mobile"
Dude, now try to get the meaning in my sentence "we are not gonna use them in public too, like phones".
"Blizzard Enterntainment principal game designer Wyatt Cheng during the presentation of mobile game Diablo Immortal at BlizzCon in November 2018. The remark, which was said as an answer to the crowd's dissapointed reaction to Diablo Immortal being strictly mobile"
Dude, now try to get the meaning in my sentence "we are not gonna use them in public too, like phones".
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Seeing the status of this game. I'm fully convinced as long as you're providing kinky stuff to people will pay you blindly.
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I believe they're called simps. They're usually around twitch and onlyfans whores but I guess they exist in gaming too
bruh helius kept their followers waiting for so long and release a tiny bit of content once the patreons start to go down, they release cloth bundles as if they're an important update instead of new animations, Duhh it's a porn game clothes is the last thing I care about.I believe they're called simps. They're usually around twitch and onlyfans whores but I guess they exist in gaming too
I'm slowly starting to understand where the term "chinese rip off" comes form. They literally ripping people's money off xD
I see. Dude, spend some time learning English:
"Do you guys not have phones!?"
"Yeah, we also have penises, and that also means we are not gonna use them in public too, like phones."
1) You have phone. You can use it in public. But NOT to play online PORN game.
2) You also have penis. You can NOT use it in public.
You have TWO things (like every guy). ONE, the phone you can use it in public. SECOND, penis you NOT GONNA (but physically you can) use it in public. NOT like ONE.
Now you get it?
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Wild Life. Hands down the best porn game I've played. The team is working really hard to provide good quality content and new updates are frequent with a lot of content added in every update. Unlike helius.So I understand that it will be a good idea to look for some other game in this climate. Any suggestion?
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The Sexvilla. A lot of sex poses with different characters and clothes in many rooms. In "The Klub 17" mod even with monsters (like Alien).
I'm pretty sure, that from Sexvilla "PH" took the idea and concept, may be even the objects and physics.
The Sexvilla. A lot of sex poses with different characters and clothes in many rooms. In "The Klub 17" mod even with monsters (like Alien).
I'm pretty sure, that from Sexvilla "PH" took the idea and concept, may be even the objects and physics.
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