HTML Female Agent [v1.20.1p] [Crushstation]

[pulAMeA]

what is new?

 

[nottuide]

Anything I post on here that is critical has been deleted for the same reason too. Think a mod here is a bigtime Crush fanboy!
As for the game, Crush is milking it and should be held to account for his continued conning of his patreons.
Anyone still givnig this chobber cash should shift on and support something/someone else - Sam Tail's "The Fixer" is way better already and has only been around for a blink of an eye - yet is almost constantly updated!

Same for me.. it's ridiculous! I don't understand what there is to censor in expressing one's opinion with a little sarcasm. C'mon, we are in a democracy and Crush is NOT Putin!

 

[scrumbles]

what is new?

Spoiler: 1.9 - changelog

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[Tnaulg]

I unironically love when there's a new update to this game. When I see Female Agent in the "latest updates" list, i'm genuinely smiling everytime. Not becasue I enjoy the game though, but because I know there will be a shitshow in the comments and I just love reading people insulting each others with some metaphorical pop-corn.
I should even get non metaphorical pop-corn the next time

 

[Ceesko]

what is new?

Bullshit customization options, story going backwards not forwards.

 

[Trasher2018]

It is streamlined, but without any content it feels bad.

We have fewer customization and close to no content. I wonder that their patreons stick to them with this huge setback. And yeah I get it that this will help the devs to progress faster from here on, but for the players this feels just horrible.

 

[ShamanLab]

Still nothing about agents. Just Barbie sim.

 

[scrumbles]

C'mon, we are in a democracy and Crush is NOT Putin!

FA remade by a former KGB agent? I'd play that!

Female Agent: code name Катюша is a text-based RPG. It stars an FSB intelligence officer, sent undercover into the harem of the king of Thailand. She'll have to navigate her way through a sex-fuelled royal court to subvert the government and make Thailand a new oblast, for the glory of great mother Russia.
Will she succeed or become enslaved and sold to some filthy capitalist pig?

 

[euthanasia.]

Reminder that this was a project that started in 2017. It has been over three years and this is the amount of progress to show for it. Somehow Crush has managed to do even more work than both ICSTOR and Gumdrop but has even less of a game to show for it.

 

[Ceesko]

Reminder that this was a project that started in 2017. It has been over three years and this is the amount of progress to show for it. Somehow Crush has managed to do even more work than both ICSTOR and Gumdrop but has even less of a game to show for it.

And its a fucking HTML game. I could design an HTML game in one week in my spare time

 

[LordofEntropy]

And its a fucking HTML game. I could design an HTML game in one week in my spare time

Yeah anyone can do that, the real trick is doing three plus years of updates and somehow be further from the end point than at the beginning of those three years

 

[Marlin Brandy]

And its a fucking HTML game. I could design an HTML game in one week in my spare time

Yeah anyone can do that, the real trick is doing three plus years of updates and somehow be further from the end point than at the beginning of those three years

anyone might be able to make an html game or even procrastinate for 3 years, but can you do that and brainwash an army of supporters to support you financially, run defense for you and rationalize every step back as a step forward?

 

[TheBat89]

Well... the nerd triple blowjobs scene was nice at least. I mean, I'm not sure what it's doing in a female spy simulator rather than a college girl simulator but whatever. I guess I'll check back in another couple of months to see if a new scene is added or if this one is just removed and everything is restarted again.

 

[Erik1986]

It is streamlined, but without any content it feels bad.

We have fewer customization and close to no content. I wonder that their patreons stick to them with this huge setback. And yeah I get it that this will help the devs to progress faster from here on, but for the players this feels just horrible.

The whole "helps development going forward from now" part has been their excuse since 2 years ago though, its just obviously a scam to keep patreons milked for cash by occasionaly giving some nonsense update as to make it "look" like their still working on it.

 

[Tanzie]

Three years and there's still NO GAME or whatsoever. We were told that the mission, i.e. "the game" was going to start when we arrive Bangkok and yet, we're further away from it than we were a year ago. This guy has been successfully marketing a dream that will never come true, for the past couple of years. I don't know if it's just sheer incompetence, or is it just a scam, but I've certainly heard countless examples of people falling for these kind of scams, some promising more wealth, some a dream house or a car, and yet, a scam that collects money from people by promising an HTML porn game is a first for me. I wonder if this site, which seems to unashamedly silence people who speak against it, will take any sort of responsibility when this so called "game" will finally be abandoned and its creator vanishes into thin air.

 

[Gattaca1997]

This guy is in it for the $$$ and he is fucking his customers hardcore style.

 

[Trasher2018]

Three years and there's still NO GAME or whatsoever. We were told that the mission, i.e. "the game" was going to start when we arrive Bangkok and yet, we're further away from it than we were a year ago. This guy has been successfully marketing a dream that will never come true, for the past couple of years. I don't know if it's just sheer incompetence, or is it just a scam, but I've certainly heard countless examples of people falling for these kind of scams, some promising more wealth, some a dream house or a car, and yet, a scam that collects money from people by promising an HTML porn game is a first for me. I wonder if this site, which seems to unashamedly silence people who speak against it, will take any sort of responsibility when this so called "game" will finally be abandoned and its creator vanishes into thin air.

It's the Star Citizen of Porn games

Thy should use that as an ad. ... "Female Agent - The Star Citizen of Porn games" *g*

 

[Nikolas-Ambross]

"I'm Commander Shebard, and this is the best thread on the forum."

This thread is why I enjoy this game, if you ever want to see something similar you could go to 8kuns Lilith's Throne thread.

It's pretty interesting what the culture of these forums are looking at what games are thoroughly controversial.

Anyway to keep my comment on topic, I got boinked for this by the mods for another thread but I'm gonna say the same thing here, I will put down 200 dollars if this game is ever completed. I thoroughly don't believe I'll ever have to put my money where my mouth is but I am a man of my word. I don't see a path for completion for this author or what he's making, not after 3 years of spinning his wheels.

Whatever you think of Innoxia and Lilith's Throne I at least believe it will finish in a playable state, Female Agent should be memory holed by everyone here and I apologize for anyone who is still being strung along. I understand, I get it. I can see why you hope against hope for this game to exist, but you are being scammed. Drop your patronage until a time this guy actually does something consumer friendly.

 

[Marlin Brandy]

"I'm Commander Shebard, and this is the best thread on the forum."

This thread is why I enjoy this game, if you ever want to see something similar you could go to 8kuns Lilith's Throne thread.

It's pretty interesting what the culture of these forums are looking at what games are thoroughly controversial.

Anyway to keep my comment on topic, I got boinked for this by the mods for another thread but I'm gonna say the same thing here, I will put down 200 dollars if this game is ever completed. I thoroughly don't believe I'll ever have to put my money where my mouth is but I am a man of my word. I don't see a path for completion for this author or what he's making, not after 3 years of spinning his wheels.

Whatever you think of Innoxia and Lilith's Throne I at least believe it will finish in a playable state, Female Agent should be memory holed by everyone here and I apologize for anyone who is still being strung along. I understand, I get it. I can see why you hope against hope for this game to exist, but you are being scammed. Drop your patronage until a time this guy actually does something consumer friendly.

I'll tell my grandkids to remind you in 200 years

 

[MidaHanna]

This is it guys, Cyberpunk will officially release before we got to Bangkok. It was a joke turned prophecy.