HTML Female Agent [v1.20.1p] [Crushstation]

[Tnaulg]

I unironically love when there's a new update to this game. When I see Female Agent in the "latest updates" list, i'm genuinely smiling everytime. Not becasue I enjoy the game though, but because I know there will be a shitshow in the comments and I just love reading people insulting each others with some metaphorical pop-corn.
I should even get non metaphorical pop-corn the next time

 

[Deleted member 53157]

what is new?

Bullshit customization options, story going backwards not forwards.

 

[Trasher2018]

It is streamlined, but without any content it feels bad.

We have fewer customization and close to no content. I wonder that their patreons stick to them with this huge setback. And yeah I get it that this will help the devs to progress faster from here on, but for the players this feels just horrible.

 

[ShamanLab]

Still nothing about agents. Just Barbie sim.

 

[euthanasia.]

Reminder that this was a project that started in 2017. It has been over three years and this is the amount of progress to show for it. Somehow Crush has managed to do even more work than both ICSTOR and Gumdrop but has even less of a game to show for it.

 

[Deleted member 53157]

Reminder that this was a project that started in 2017. It has been over three years and this is the amount of progress to show for it. Somehow Crush has managed to do even more work than both ICSTOR and Gumdrop but has even less of a game to show for it.

And its a fucking HTML game. I could design an HTML game in one week in my spare time

 

[LordofEntropy]

And its a fucking HTML game. I could design an HTML game in one week in my spare time

Yeah anyone can do that, the real trick is doing three plus years of updates and somehow be further from the end point than at the beginning of those three years

 

[Marlin Brandy]

And its a fucking HTML game. I could design an HTML game in one week in my spare time

Yeah anyone can do that, the real trick is doing three plus years of updates and somehow be further from the end point than at the beginning of those three years

anyone might be able to make an html game or even procrastinate for 3 years, but can you do that and brainwash an army of supporters to support you financially, run defense for you and rationalize every step back as a step forward?

 

[TheBat89]

Well... the nerd triple blowjobs scene was nice at least. I mean, I'm not sure what it's doing in a female spy simulator rather than a college girl simulator but whatever. I guess I'll check back in another couple of months to see if a new scene is added or if this one is just removed and everything is restarted again.

 

[Erik1986]

It is streamlined, but without any content it feels bad.

We have fewer customization and close to no content. I wonder that their patreons stick to them with this huge setback. And yeah I get it that this will help the devs to progress faster from here on, but for the players this feels just horrible.

The whole "helps development going forward from now" part has been their excuse since 2 years ago though, its just obviously a scam to keep patreons milked for cash by occasionaly giving some nonsense update as to make it "look" like their still working on it.

 

[Tanzie]

Three years and there's still NO GAME or whatsoever. We were told that the mission, i.e. "the game" was going to start when we arrive Bangkok and yet, we're further away from it than we were a year ago. This guy has been successfully marketing a dream that will never come true, for the past couple of years. I don't know if it's just sheer incompetence, or is it just a scam, but I've certainly heard countless examples of people falling for these kind of scams, some promising more wealth, some a dream house or a car, and yet, a scam that collects money from people by promising an HTML porn game is a first for me. I wonder if this site, which seems to unashamedly silence people who speak against it, will take any sort of responsibility when this so called "game" will finally be abandoned and its creator vanishes into thin air.

 

[Gattaca1997]

This guy is in it for the $$$ and he is fucking his customers hardcore style.

 

[Trasher2018]

Three years and there's still NO GAME or whatsoever. We were told that the mission, i.e. "the game" was going to start when we arrive Bangkok and yet, we're further away from it than we were a year ago. This guy has been successfully marketing a dream that will never come true, for the past couple of years. I don't know if it's just sheer incompetence, or is it just a scam, but I've certainly heard countless examples of people falling for these kind of scams, some promising more wealth, some a dream house or a car, and yet, a scam that collects money from people by promising an HTML porn game is a first for me. I wonder if this site, which seems to unashamedly silence people who speak against it, will take any sort of responsibility when this so called "game" will finally be abandoned and its creator vanishes into thin air.

It's the Star Citizen of Porn games

Thy should use that as an ad. ... "Female Agent - The Star Citizen of Porn games" *g*

 

[Sikisk]

"I'm Commander Shebard, and this is the best thread on the forum."

This thread is why I enjoy this game, if you ever want to see something similar you could go to 8kuns Lilith's Throne thread.

It's pretty interesting what the culture of these forums are looking at what games are thoroughly controversial.

Anyway to keep my comment on topic, I got boinked for this by the mods for another thread but I'm gonna say the same thing here, I will put down 200 dollars if this game is ever completed. I thoroughly don't believe I'll ever have to put my money where my mouth is but I am a man of my word. I don't see a path for completion for this author or what he's making, not after 3 years of spinning his wheels.

Whatever you think of Innoxia and Lilith's Throne I at least believe it will finish in a playable state, Female Agent should be memory holed by everyone here and I apologize for anyone who is still being strung along. I understand, I get it. I can see why you hope against hope for this game to exist, but you are being scammed. Drop your patronage until a time this guy actually does something consumer friendly.

 

[Marlin Brandy]

"I'm Commander Shebard, and this is the best thread on the forum."

This thread is why I enjoy this game, if you ever want to see something similar you could go to 8kuns Lilith's Throne thread.

It's pretty interesting what the culture of these forums are looking at what games are thoroughly controversial.

Anyway to keep my comment on topic, I got boinked for this by the mods for another thread but I'm gonna say the same thing here, I will put down 200 dollars if this game is ever completed. I thoroughly don't believe I'll ever have to put my money where my mouth is but I am a man of my word. I don't see a path for completion for this author or what he's making, not after 3 years of spinning his wheels.

Whatever you think of Innoxia and Lilith's Throne I at least believe it will finish in a playable state, Female Agent should be memory holed by everyone here and I apologize for anyone who is still being strung along. I understand, I get it. I can see why you hope against hope for this game to exist, but you are being scammed. Drop your patronage until a time this guy actually does something consumer friendly.

I'll tell my grandkids to remind you in 200 years

 

[MidaHanna]

This is it guys, Cyberpunk will officially release before we got to Bangkok. It was a joke turned prophecy.

 

[Leo967]

Be nice guys. There are other dev that never update at all. I vaguely remember a h-game about a female elf and a goblin, made everyone wait a year and half for a update that he said was coming next week, for it to be just a few bug fix and several comments how it was a hobby, not his job to make the game he being paid 4k a month to make, which there still no actual sex scenes. Eventually FA will go forward, he/she/they are probably working on the coding and storyline.

 

[d-master]

"The main complaint about Female Agent has always been how long it takes us to produce new content; this version has six new scenes planned, and is a test of how fast we can produce scenes in the new engine.

Before MFAGA, adding one scene could take six months – let's see if the new system will let us add six scenes in one month. I'll keep you posted as we move!"

I'll believe it when i see it

 

[LtVincentHanna]

This is it guys, Cyberpunk will officially release before we got to Bangkok. It was a joke turned prophecy.

We'll have cryogenic freezing, a cure for cancer, and faster than light travel by the time we get to Bangkok.

 

[Streetcarbon]

This game is a scam, it has been years cycling around the prologue and character customization.
Which have been worked and reworked and reworked for ithe past 3 years.

A real shame, because the game had a ton of potential.
An interesting concept that to my surprise not many devs have looked at.

But, as per last update and i quote from the dude his Patreon page:

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Yesterday we released the (eerily bug-free) early access version of FA1.9 to Analysts+. The general release will be in two weeks, on Monday 14 December.
We've now started main production of FA1.10, which is targeted for early access release on Thursday 31 December.
The main complaint about Female Agent has always been how long it takes us to produce new content; this version has six new scenes planned, and is a test of how fast we can produce scenes in the new engine.
Before MFAGA, adding one scene could take six months – let's see if the new system will let us add six scenes in one month. I'll keep you posted as we move!

90% of the dude his posts are about how he is testing and reworking the engine with the constant promise that the testing will be done and the reworked version of the game will be released in two weeks or next month.
The remaining 10% is the dude posting about burnouts, writersblock, stuck with the new engine that will cause a delay.
It is just bullshit and the current patreons are suckered in.

In the end, it is a good scam though donators are suckered in, believing they are supporting a game that has just started development and looks new.
Now and then a new version is released to keep the hype up.
Then the Dev starts to struggle and moans about how hard he sucks.
And then the Dev decides to rework the engine and cut content.
Rinse and repeat.

If you are a supporter, consider asking refunds. Because you are being scammed.