HTML Female Agent [v1.20.1p] [Crushstation]

[Senor Smut]

Crush has moved his game into previously-uncharted territory: the Meta-Scam. In this, his third reboot, he is no longer scamming about making a game. He is now scamming about writing about a game he will never make. In a few months he will be scamming about writing a guide to his beat sheet because the beat sheet is so long. I swear, I don't even resent the lying fucker anymore because he is so damned good at this.

 

[somalimechaprogram]

Crush has moved his game into previously-uncharted territory: the Meta-Scam. In this, his third reboot, he is no longer scamming about making a game. He is now scamming about writing about a game he will never make. In a few months he will be scamming about writing a guide to his beat sheet because the beat sheet is so long. I swear, I don't even resent the lying fucker anymore because he is so damned good at this.

In early 2025, you can expect him to post about a book called How To Make Money On Patreon that he is writing (he won't ever finish it).

 

[Arkady]

In early 2025, you can expect him to post about a book called How To Make Money On Patreon that he is writing (he won't ever finish it).

You mean in early 2035. Enough sheep eager to pull the wool over their own eyes to keep the previous scams hype projects going until then.

 

[HyperionTheGreat]

Hoły fuck, it is incredible, I visit f95 like every month or so, and this time I was certain that there should be FA update waiting. Why do people even support this man is beyond me.

 

[itachi012]

just put out the wu sen update so i can put the game to rest in my mind

 

[leg28]

Hoły fuck, it is incredible, I visit f95 like every month or so, and this time I was certain that there should be FA update waiting. Why do people even support this man is beyond me.

visiting once a year would be wiser time management

 

[Deleted member 487846]

visiting once a year would be wiser time management

once a decade you mean

 

[Senor Smut]

once a decade you mean

But if you only check in once a decade you'll miss the drama of four to five complete reboots!

 

[NotRacist]

tag this shit as abandoned. or better yet make a tag specifically for developers that do this shit.

 

[Troqu]

I still follow the patreon just for the comments. Knowing that I'm not that bad is a great morale booster on days where the depression hits hard.

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[leg28]

But if you only check in once a decade you'll miss the drama of four to five complete reboots!

why do you think i'm here at least once a month? for updates?

tag this shit as abandoned. or better yet make a tag specifically for developers that do this shit.

i suggested long time ago "milking in progress" tag for him and guys alike but nobody added it in tag reforms

 

[boss aaron]

Hey guys so the images doesn't work when I use the offline version I tried switching browsers too but it still doesn't load. Is it because I'm on my Android or is there a way to fix this? Thank you

 

[Yuaiji Liu]

Hey guys so the images doesn't work when I use the offline version I tried switching browsers too but it still doesn't load. Is it because I'm on my Android or is there a way to fix this? Thank you

It worked fine on both Ubuntu 23 and Windows 11 late last year. Since Crush hasn't released for some time so I guess we are on the same version too. So my guess is Android.

 

[gds21]

On Patreon:


Character sheet & new hair system
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Hey guys! All RPGs need character sheets so you can track your progression (and understand how your character mechanically interacts with the game world).
Female Agent's character sheet has just been a placeholder so far, but last week I dusted off the nascent code and hooked it up to the game’s systems. Changes:

• Agency logo and flavour text now changes based on heroine nationality
• Status tab now displays currently active status effects (e.g. drunk, tired, horny) and the relevant buffs/debuffs (e.g. if the heroine is horny her sex skills get a buff, and her resist seduction checks get a debuff)
• Profile tab now displays basic traits and skill levels (with XP progress bars)
• Personal tab now displays different flavour text based on lifepath/character creation choices, and keeps track of ‘body count’ (e.g. sexual partners) and ‘confirmed kills’
• Achievements tab is still a placeholder for now
• Mission tab now displays active and completed quests

We plan to update the little black and white headshot so it’ll change based on your heroine’s face…but we’re holding off on that until we’ve completed our…



New hair system!

Right the heroine has one hairstyle that doesn’t change. We’re working on an improved system where she can change her style for different scenes – tie it up for a workout, curl or straighten it for a date, etc. Our illustrator lovely Victoria is doing something really cool with layers that will allow your heroine to style her hair in multiple ways by varying her bangs/buns/ponytails. Sneak peek at work-in-progress attached!



Okay, guys, that’s it for this week’s report! Next I’m making some changes to the early lifepath section, including opening it up for heroines of all FIVE EYES nations (not just the UK) and some other critical tasks. I’ve also got some really good feedback on the MOABS design document that I need to incorporate into the doc. It’s a very busy time but it’s very exciting! I’ll get back to it now and update you on progress soon. ❤‍

 

[Geffe]

So, is there any ETA on the next playable build, or is it just gonna be planning updates for the rest of the year?

 

[robin312]

So, is there any ETA on the next playable build, or is it just gonna be planning updates for the rest of the year?

Of course not. It will be done when it’s done

Crush is notorious for setting deadlines and then misses them for mouths or even exclude entire promised scenes from the scope at all just “because”

 

[vicaddict]

I'd be shocked if we'd get anything before Christmas.

 

[Deleted member 487846]

I'd be shocked if we'd get anything before Christmas.

I'll be shocked if we get anything by this time, next year...

 

[Pede rasta 1]

On Patreon:


Character sheet & new hair system
New

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Hey guys! All RPGs need character sheets so you can track your progression (and understand how your character mechanically interacts with the game world).
Female Agent's character sheet has just been a placeholder so far, but last week I dusted off the nascent code and hooked it up to the game’s systems. Changes:

• Agency logo and flavour text now changes based on heroine nationality
• Status tab now displays currently active status effects (e.g. drunk, tired, horny) and the relevant buffs/debuffs (e.g. if the heroine is horny her sex skills get a buff, and her resist seduction checks get a debuff)
• Profile tab now displays basic traits and skill levels (with XP progress bars)
• Personal tab now displays different flavour text based on lifepath/character creation choices, and keeps track of ‘body count’ (e.g. sexual partners) and ‘confirmed kills’
• Achievements tab is still a placeholder for now
• Mission tab now displays active and completed quests

We plan to update the little black and white headshot so it’ll change based on your heroine’s face…but we’re holding off on that until we’ve completed our…



New hair system!

Right the heroine has one hairstyle that doesn’t change. We’re working on an improved system where she can change her style for different scenes – tie it up for a workout, curl or straighten it for a date, etc. Our illustrator lovely Victoria is doing something really cool with layers that will allow your heroine to style her hair in multiple ways by varying her bangs/buns/ponytails. Sneak peek at work-in-progress attached!



Okay, guys, that’s it for this week’s report! Next I’m making some changes to the early lifepath section, including opening it up for heroines of all FIVE EYES nations (not just the UK) and some other critical tasks. I’ve also got some really good feedback on the MOABS design document that I need to incorporate into the doc. It’s a very busy time but it’s very exciting! I’ll get back to it now and update you on progress soon. ❤‍

When he finishes all his interface changes he will say that everything got complicated and that he has not been able to finish the chapter and that it is almost ready but that it is not yet hot enough for his exquisite taste. then everything will be ready for (drum roll) February.

 

[Senor Smut]

At this point you can do what you want to Crush: beat him up, give him a swirlie, piss on his rug, trash his car, frame him for the theft of a million dollars, have him attacked by nihilists, have one of his bowling buddies die of a heart attack and then have that buddy's ashes blow back into his face when he tries to scatter them into the Pacific Ocean, whatever -- the Scammer abides.