HTML Female Agent [v1.20.1p] [Crushstation]

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Expecting to have a unique flavor text based on choices during lifepath is not just unrealistic, it's borderline delusional. Something like that barely exist in AAA games so expecting it from Crush is laughable at best.

What those choices could lead to is to have a beter chance of success (additional +1 or maybe +2 to the roll) IF he ever manage to integrate a meaningful dice rolls...

Newlife kind of does it for sex scenes, based on the traits of both your character and the male you're with. The same "suck his cock" action can have a fairly good amount of variation.

I'm not saying it's a great example or that Crush will "totally do it, just wait you guys", I'm just saying, Crush (and to some extent, the fans) thinks "I can't do this really complicated feature because I'm limited by the technology and existing framework therefore I must change it to achieve it" when in reality, he can't even do the basic stuff.

Or, in other words, it's like crying out you can't replicate a three Michelin star dinner because you don't have some industrial machinery, when you can't even fry an egg on a pan.

 

[SuperMaxo]

Is there an echo in here?

 

[presario1000]

Just run with me for a second, what would happen if say instead of writing some sexy crime noir spy thriller where we controlled an ambitious and confident woman using (or not using) her feminine wiles to advance the storyline and her career, we set all this back to highschool and had a 40 minute vignette where our conveniently legal protagonist got fingered at homecoming?

I can already imagine 1600 words on just the setup, how are we meant to proceed if we don't know just how humid it is in the backseat of that 1997 jetta, or wait, is it a passat, it feels a little roomier and there are leather seats, but wait did they even offer the passat as a manual transmission option in new brunswick in 1997. Some mysteries will never be solved. But don't worry, the fingering wil happen no matter your choices, but you do get to choose, will she a.) like it b.) really like it, c.) like it but pretend not to or d.) not like it but everything will progress as if you chose a, or it's a game over. God damn can I build a world or what, and yes I might be Todd Howard. Or not. This is a sexy mystery afterall.

 

[Marlin Brandy]

Workflow
The MOABS has now become so big that it’s actually kind of hard to visualise. I’ve put together a calendar of story beats allowing me to easily move things around and visualise where the story beats we need can be inserted.

We got a graphical update to the release schedule before we got another step forwards in the story. did he get Victoria to draw this too so the fancy colours and pretty pictures would distract the supporters?
Mother of All BS is right on the money.

I wanted to take this chance to remind everyone that White Russian was supposed to be released on the 31st of October, 2022

 

[CassieBare]

We got a graphical update to the release schedule before we got another step forwards in the story. did he get Victoria to draw this too so the fancy colours and pretty pictures would distract the supporters?
Mother of All BS is right on the money.

I wanted to take this chance to remind everyone that White Russian was supposed to be released on the 31st of October, 2022
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So...almost two years behind schedule?

 

[robin312]

So...almost two years behind schedule?

much more than 2 yers actually

 

[Deniz31]

Worst thing is there's no direction or vision. Just goes with what people come up with recently. "Oh, lots of people talking about lifepath, let's return to that!".

 

[Senor Smut]

Graphical update...who gives a shit? It's a paper doll -- admittedly a high-quality paper doll, but it can never transcend the limitations inherent in the form. This game is not about graphics -- he's already rebooted once for graphics and it added essentially nothing. This fucking guy, I tell you.

 

[asdfasdf12341234ACSACA]

Graphical update...who gives a shit? It's a paper doll -- admittedly a high-quality paper doll, but it can never transcend the limitations inherent in the form. This came is not about graphics -- he's already rebooted once for graphics and it added essentially nothing. This fucking guy, I tell you.

It's not really "extra work", it's pretty obvious "lovely illustrator Victoria" is bored out of her mind and improves on some previous work just because she doesn't have anything else to do. I don't think there has been a single patreon post that has said something along the lines of "It would be ready now but illustrator Victoria hasn't finished some illustrations yet", at most, it has been (multiple times in fact) "I only had one outfit planned but illustrator Victoria made three"

 

[Leelloominai]

It could be a good game, yes. Sadly it isn't. Then again, it has spawned a few spin-offs or inspired others to create games with a similar premise. You can even find them on the last few pages of this thread and I think they are far better in execution and making progress at a much faster pace than the original. FA has been surpassed by them already, which is quite telling, considering that they have been in development for a few months only.

FA is in its 7th or even 8th year and with the announced reintegration of the lifepath I can guarantee you that it will take another two years, before any progress will be made. Quite frankly, I'd go out and say that it will lead to a complete reboot of the game for a third or even fourth time, because there is no way you can integrate that stuff within the existing framework.

I drastic disagree, is a good game and one of things i love about this game is its pace. But i don't know about how much slow the updates come or anything beyond the fact i played the game a lot in the last couple of days.
By this "FA is in its 7th or even 8th year" you mean this game is being developing for 8 years? if that is really the case that is sad, i just started play this week, loved the game.. but at this rate i'll never see much of it anymore. And looks like patrons would be with reason to get angry .

 

[orellion]

I drastic disagree, is a good game and one of things i love about this game is its pace. But i don't know about how much slow the updates come or anything beyond the fact i played the game a lot in the last couple of days.
By this "FA is in its 7th or even 8th year" you mean this game is being developing for 8 years? if that is really the case that is sad, i just started play this week, loved the game.. but at this rate i'll never see much of it anymore.

Two things can be true at once. Is it a good game? Yes. Is Crush planning to retire on this game? Yes.
Luckily, there are thousands of other games on here to play to bide your time between the updates.

 

[vicaddict]

By this "FA is in its 7th or even 8th year" you mean this game is being developing for 8 years? if that is really the case that is sad, i just started play this week, loved the game.. but at this rate i'll never see much of it anymore. And looks like patrons would be with reason to get angry .

This thread was started in 2017, so yes, it has been in development for at least seven years. Most of us will never see the final release, because most people here will not last that long. Neither will Crush for that matter.

The irony is that he claims to have been a project manager, so he should know how timelines and schedules work. Either he is the worst project manager ever, or the best. Depending on, if the project was to finish the game or to drag it out for as long as possible as that is the source of his income. I'll let others be the judges on that.

Eiter way, you are free to enjoy the game of course, but don't expect anything more for the next two years. Now that he has decided to bring back the second (?) version of his game and combine it with the third (?), there is to chance in hell that it gets done before that. Like I said, I am sure he will reboot it again, because both versions of the game won't go together, unless he starts all over again.

 

[Sharpx23]

I usually find in my experience that project managers whose only skill is to project manage, suck. They delay things inevitably because they are praying for someone else to do the work. If you want things done you need to be someone who gets things done, and has the skill set to do those things OR who is willing to learn and then do it. This takes a good amount of initiative and self sufficiency that most project managers lack, otherwise they would not be dictating shit and just do it themselves. When someone tells me they are a project manager, my first thought is... oh so you're a lazy mother fucker. got it.

 

[Senor Smut]

This thread was started in 2017, so yes, it has been in development for at least seven years. Most of us will never see the final release, because most people here will not last that long. Neither will Crush for that matter.

The irony is that he claims to have been a project manager, so he should know how timelines and schedules work. Either he is the worst project manager ever, or the best. Depending on, if the project was to finish the game or to drag it out for as long as possible as that is the source of his income. I'll let others be the judges on that.

Eiter way, you are free to enjoy the game of course, but don't expect anything more for the next two years. Now that he has decided to bring back the second (?) version of his game and combine it with the third (?), there is to chance in hell that it gets done before that. Like I said, I am sure he will reboot it again, because both versions of the game won't go together, unless he starts all over again.

Exactly this. He's already said that his MOABS will necessitate not only a full lifepath (which till take him at least 18 months and likely more to complete) but also reworking most of what he's written so far, which will be at least the work of another 18 months -- and I do mean likely more time for both of those, so it will probably be another four years before a ny story progress is even attempted, at which point he will go radio silent for six months because he's working SO hard, at least THIRTY HOURS A DAY, TWELVE DAYS A WEEK and doesn't have time to update the plebs on what he's doing. Of course somewhere along that line he will discover that either A) previous decisions have rendered impossible what he planned to do, or B) technological changes have made the old code obsolete, and therefore he will abandon the lengthy soft reboot he's now embarked on in favor of a hard reboot that sends him straight back to square one. Kate will NEVER bargirl.

 

[vicaddict]

On the plus side: in the mean time the lovely Lady Victoria will have produced enough clothing to supply the entirety of South East Asia with it.

 

[asdfasdf12341234ACSACA]

I usually find in my experience that project managers whose only skill is to project manage, suck. They delay things inevitably because they are praying for someone else to do the work. If you want things done you need to be someone who gets things done, and has the skill set to do those things OR who is willing to learn and then do it. This takes a good amount of initiative and self sufficiency that most project managers lack, otherwise they would not be dictating shit and just do it themselves. When someone tells me they are a project manager, my first thought is... oh so you're a lazy mother fucker. got it.

Being a good project manager is really hard because, among other things, you have to predict the future.

Being a bad project manager is REALLY easy because, among other things, you can ignore the future.


Really, it's not about being lazy or not. It's about being content with saying "Sorry, it will be done soon, one of these days" again and again.

 

[Ripe]

The irony is that he claims to have been a project manager, so he should know how timelines and schedules work. Either he is the worst project manager ever, or the best. Depending on, if the project was to finish the game or to drag it out for as long as possible as that is the source of his income. I'll let others be the judges on that.

He also claimed that he left his job so he can focus on FA full time... but based on the skills he presented over the years, it's more likely he got fired due to total incompetence.

 

[ffive]

He also claimed that he left his job so he can focus on FA full time... but based on the skills he presented over the years, it's more likely he got fired due to total incompetence.

The man has skills to fool thousands of people for literal years into believing he's competent, and you think he couldn't trick a single boss? /s

 

[dasflute2]

Graphical update...who gives a shit? It's a paper doll -- admittedly a high-quality paper doll, but it can never transcend the limitations inherent in the form. This game is not about graphics -- he's already rebooted once for graphics and it added essentially nothing. This fucking guy, I tell you.

It's also kind of ridiculous because the art is already good, Victoria is a good artist and adding in the images (and well-drawn 2D images rather than CGI or AI stuff or reusing existing porn photos) is one of the things that adds to the appeal of the game and sets it apart from other text-based games like Blue Swallow. Especially in recent updates when Victoria has started illustrating other characters, group scenes, sex acts at the club, etc. - that has all added a lot.

It's a classic Crush thing of needing to improve something that's already pretty good rather than fixing some of the many incomplete parts.

 

[Lurker1001]

Dude he left a full time job for this PoS? dude what a joke. this game was released awful, it has remained awful and only gotten worse.

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