Xiondingens

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Never go for the Mass effect route lol
Yeah, no, sure as sure it is not possible to repeat "such" a bad ending ever again. I mean three AAA games with mostly good story and great moments and end the whole thing with a pile of shit and try to fix it
after that with putting some chocolate sprinkles aka Extended Cut? That is just unparalleled and even if Eva would literally just use the pic of a pile of shit with Happy End written below, it would still be a much better ending. :LOL:
 
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Yeah, no, sure as sure it is not possible to repeat "such" a bad ending ever again. I mean three AAA games with mostly good story and great moments and end the whole thing with a pile of shit and try to fix it
after that with putting some chocolate sprinkles aka Extended Cut? That is just unparalleled and even if Eva would literally just use the pic of a pile of shit with Happy End written below, it would still be a much better ending. :LOL:
Well, if you look at where BioWare is today.... It was just the writing on the wall, of what to come -)
 

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Well, if you look at where BioWare is today.... It was just the writing on the wall, of what to come -)
It is just what you get when people do no longer put their hearts and souls into it.

And when we allready talking about putting heart and soul into something, i can feel it in this game. And that is why i like it, even when imo none of the involved males would actually deserve Ashley. They are either sick bastards, wimps or assholes. I dont like even one of them. But i still enjoy the game.
 
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Joshua Tree

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It is just what you get when people do no longer put their hearts and souls into it.
Actually, with BioWare it's more about the people that made it great, is not there anymore. A name/brand can't carry the weight of what made it great alone without the people behind that made it.

When it come to not like characters in a game, well you either play the game and roll with the punches, or you don't -)
 

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Hm.. What about Dave? He seems to be a pretty cool dude - kicked both thugs asses, really passionate about his art and always treats his ladies right.
I suppose, for some that doesn't fit their view either. Giving fuel to the entire "nice guys finish last"...
 

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Yeah, it seems like Dave is the only male worthy of being with Ash. Him, or badass Eric. I kinda played this game with my girlfriend's input for a more believable experience (she's into visual novels but not into porn), and she chose to go after Dave and disliked everyone else. Jack seemed like a moron to her. And when she tried to role-play as Ash, she was somewhat okay with Tyrone (only because Ash openly expresses her awe of him). Everyone else is either lame or human garbage.
 

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Yeah, it seems like Dave is the only male worthy of being with Ash. Him, or badass Eric. I kinda played this game with my girlfriend's input for a more believable experience (she's into visual novels but not into porn), and she chose to go after Dave and disliked everyone else. Jack seemed like a moron to her. And when she tried to role-play as Ash, she was somewhat okay with Tyrone (only because Ash openly expresses her awe of him). Everyone else is either lame or human garbage.
Well, writing stories and have somewhat believable characters that carry some depth to them, isn't easy. Superficial and shallow stereo type character is more the norm than not.
 

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Oh boy.
Actually, with BioWare it's more about the people that made it great, is not there anymore. A name/brand can't carry the weight of what made it great alone without the people behind that made it.
Yeah, i know. I guess i should have phrase in another way. But yeah, today bioware is nothing but a name and wasnt andromeda not even made by the B Team?
When it come to not like characters in a game, well you either play the game and roll with the punches, or you don't -)
No, no, this is a common misunderstanding. I think the characters are well written and like that i can notice how much work and effort is put into them. I just dont like their personalities. Just like Lijah Cuu, i really like how he is written, but i despise absolutly everything he ever did, Sehra you will never be forgotten. sniffles
Hm.. What about Dave? He seems to be a pretty cool dude - kicked both thugs asses, really passionate about his art and always treats his ladies right.
Dave. Hm, something was about him, sure as sure, i just dont remember now what it was. Didnt he just forgive slut Eva after he got his ass beaten from the same guys she was whoring around behind his back something he wasnt even really aware of because he is so absorbed by his art?
badass Eric.
Yeah, my problem with badass Eric is, that in the end there is still little wimpy cuck eric inside. Some things just cant be unseen ever again.

So i guess in short for every male in the game my reasons why imo no one with a penis deserve her would look like this:

Eric cant be anything but that wimp to me.
Jack is just an selfabsorbed asshole.
Dad just doesnt get his ass up and is dad.
Jasmin the way she acts at work is just borderline rapist, when she doesnt get triggered by everything.
Tyrone is just, look at me, i am rich, i am famous, i am black(s) and now spread your leggs.
Arthur is Arthur.
Wilson is a brutal idiot.
Doug is just... well everytime he says something i wonder if he did allready had to shave himself even once and i allways wonder how far his mommy is.
Ryan does just abuse his possition as her superior.
Ethan is just okay with absolutly everything. I can see him involve the dog if they ever get one.
And Kevin would just bonk anything.
 

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...So i guess in short for every male in the game my reasons why imo no one with a penis deserve her would look like this...
Well, the way I see it, no one is perfect and we can either take it or leave (which are both valid options, so no judgement). Jess used to be a bimboish whore and Eva, well, enough was said about how much of a bitch she is already. I've grown to kinda like Jack because of the way he treats Ash in their relationship. It doesn't change the fact that he starts off as some sleezeball who tries to get into MC's pants just because he can but if you're willing to forgive that rocky introduction you get a pretty sweet relationship. Same with coolEric. Same with Jess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dave is still the best boyfriend in my book though.
 
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Oh boy.
So i guess in short for every male in the game my reasons why imo no one with a penis deserve her would look like this:

Eric cant be anything but that wimp to me.
Jack is just an selfabsorbed asshole.
Dad just doesnt get his ass up and is dad.
Jasmin the way she acts at work is just borderline rapist, when she doesnt get triggered by everything.
Tyrone is just, look at me, i am rich, i am famous, i am black(s) and now spread your leggs.
Arthur is Arthur.
Wilson is a brutal idiot.
Doug is just... well everytime he says something i wonder if he did allready had to shave himself even once and i allways wonder how far his mommy is.
Ryan does just abuse his possition as her superior.
Ethan is just okay with absolutly everything. I can see him involve the dog if they ever get one.
And Kevin would just bonk anything.
While you are right on many of the guys in the game, there are actually four guys in the game who are good for her:
naturally Dave
coolEric got his act together due to his experiences in Africa
Jack started as a fullblown sleaze, but later on we see (if he is in a relationship with Ash) that he is more than just that
Ash being the daddy´s girl in every sense of the word pushes Dad back on track (and while their relationship is illegal in many nations, they love each other)

The sinkholes in the game are Tyrone, Arthur and Wilson. With Tyrone at the bottom because he is not only an arrogant a..., but because he screws over even close friends.
 

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Well, the way I see it, no one is perfect and we can either take it or leave (which are both valid options, so no judgement). Jess used to be a bimboish whore and Eva, well, enough was said about how much of a bitch she is already. I've grown to kinda like Jack because of the way he treats Ash in their relationship. It doesn't change the fact that he starts off as some sleezeball who tries to get into MC's pants just because he can but if you're willing to forgive that rocky introduction you get a pretty sweet relationship. Same with coolEric. Same with Jess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dave is still the best boyfriend in my book though.
While you are right on many of the guys in the game, there are actually four guys in the game who are good for her:
naturally Dave
coolEric got his act together due to his experiences in Africa
Jack started as a fullblown sleaze, but later on we see (if he is in a relationship with Ash) that he is more than just that
Ash being the daddy´s girl in every sense of the word pushes Dad back on track (and while their relationship is illegal in many nations, they love each other)

The sinkholes in the game are Tyrone, Arthur and Wilson. With Tyrone at the bottom because he is not only an arrogant a..., but because he screws over even close friends.
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