"It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song, it's a metaphor for big dicks."
"Nah nah. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable, she's been fucked over a few times and uh, then she meets a guy-"
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Time out Green, tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists. Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about, no granted no argument about that."
Long story short, MC's so big it's like she's a virgin all over again. You guys are making me lose my train of thought, now what the fuck was I talking about?