So when I heard the terrible news about the update, I suddenly developed a terrible pain in my groin. And so I decided to see my pediatrician. I went to his office and tapped on the aquarium like I always do, he told me to stop bothering the fish. He then told me to pull my pants down. He took a look at my genitals and fainted. I screamed and tried to wake him. When he finally awoke he grabbed a flask from his pocket and began to drink.
I said "Dr Goldberg is it bad", but he seemed lost in his thoughts. The room was silent, Dr Goldberg continued to stare aimlessly, transfixed on a poster of a clown riding a donkey. He had the appearance of a man crushed by the horrors of the world, like Sean Penn in the film a "The Thin Red Line (1998)". He then look at me and said,
"Fred, that is the worst case of blue balls I have every seen".
At first I cried, and then I got angry. I tore down the clown poster and kicked over the fish tank.
"How much time do I have"
"10-15 days at most, you won't make it until July".
"Is there anything I can do" I said.
"There is one thing but its not fiinished, it might save you but it could also kill you"
"What is it?"
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