Nice try, Palpatine. Nothing can beat a virgin girl in her prime, nothing.
What are the options in HH? A twentysometning who used to be a whore and the old roastie?
Come on, I know some people hate Emily but she's the best option for the MC.
Alright let clear this up for those uneducated in the ways of the Dark Side. More fun is ALWAYS better. Whether that's through causing pain, killing Jedi scum or fucking a Twi'lek slut. That's why I'm rooting for the blue-haired girl and the tattoo artist woman. Here is my
simple list of why sluts are more fun than virgins and tell me I'm wrong on these points:
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Pros of a Virgin:
- Unused & Tight (Technically a con, unless you have a really small penis or the sheer tightness will close your dick veins)
- Less likely to cheat (Technically a con, because she doesn't know the pleasure of surrendering her loyalty for ecstasy)
- More likely to cuddle post-sex (Feeling that emotional connection, almost makes you wanna farm Light Side points)
Cons of a Virgin:
- Less likely to accept that you cheat (Just can't understand why you want more sex than once a week)
- Inexperienced (Has to learn her sexual limits with you)
- Requires a lot of patience (Gotta go slow or you'll hurt her and ruin sex for her forever, needs to be 'broken in' gently)
- Doesn't know what she likes yet (Gotta learn what she likes to do during sex and what positions suit her best)
- Taboo-shy (Tends to be indifferent about socially unacceptable taboos for fear of losing your respect)
- Passive planker (Tends to not take an active role during sex and will not initiate sex)
- Less likely to use contraception (Prefers you wearing a... ugh.. cOnDoM)
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Pros of a Slut:
- Sexually adventureous (More likely to take the vixen or hotwife role to spice you up for hot reclaiming sex later)
- More likely to be your accomplice (Perfect opportunity to accumulate blackmail material on your 'friends')
- Juicy and well used cunt (Entry feels more like a throbbing velvet glove than a silken cockring)
- Will fuck on the first date (Because she's clearly done all this crap before and prefers to just skip to the main course)
- Flirty & sexually confident (More likely to take initiative and flirt with you)
- Knows exactly what she likes (She knows how to pleasure you and how to pleasure herself, one less thing to worry about)
- Less Inhibitions (Has tasted the forbidden fruit and it left her wanting)
- Actively sexual (Because planking bores her, she wants to please you and be pleased by you)
- More likely to use some form of contraception (She doesn't want a baby, she wants to fuck and then some... Bareback!)
Cons of a Slut:
- Likely has/had STDs, at least somewhat benign ones (Her delightfully questionable body count makes it inevitable)
- Can be bribed for sex if the pay is right (Technically a pro, because more money is always good and
it's just sex)
- Less likely to cuddle post-sex (Prefers a ciggy)