Goblin Baily: DILF

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There are a few variations of bap where I live.

We have bread baps, boob baps and a clip round the head.

Either she's throwing bits of bread at you, hitting you upside the head or flopping her babylonians in your face .... if this is the case i'm going to have massive boob envy.

Either way, I thing this thread is never recovering from the strangeness of things that happen here.
To any new player walking in this thread... welcome to the madness.
I never immagined I'd be speaking with a lady about boobage... It's not the size that matters but the gal they are attached to.
 

somebodynobody

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*gives up trying to find a decent "Now, I'm the bad guy!" meme!*

I'll be honest I do -so- want to have a crack at writing a decent fem-protag game, but realistically unless I can speed up render production there's no way I could run two side by side (and of course the render needs are rather large for H5), although it would be fantastic to be able to do so.

So, looks like we're both sad ;)
As an idea, you don't technically have to split the games as a "first taste" of the female protag. Sarah could read the book to the MC and it could be a choose your own adventure, with the renders being what happens in the book. Some of the get togethers between the MC and Sarah could be just going through the book, or in a later case VR as the female pirate. Then after H5 is done you do the full story of pirate gal.
 

Goblin Baily: DILF

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None of those here, you're safe.

You have the smut queen writing porn and a lass who's hobby is burying her face in pussy.

It's a lady free zone.

Nothing but us pervettes ... like smurfette but less blue.
That's not a hobby! A hobby is when no one understands the nature of the activity! I was trying to keep it PG 13 but some of you are sore sports
And thanks for reminding me of Acting Lessons
 

Nottravis

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None of those here, you're safe.

You have the smut queen writing porn and a lass who's hobby is burying her face in pussy.

It's a lady free zone.

Nothing but us pervettes ... like smurfette but less blue.

*gasps!*
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...who writes...um...erotic fiction?

*who has just spotted the time and so turns in leaving render hamster to crack on*
 

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Roger that. I think I'm keen on the Scarlet Pirate purely because, damnit, I want my smut too! ;) There are quite a few fem protags which have some nice concepts but never -quite- hit the mark. The rest of course are instant slut/rape games. But I'm getting the feeling that if I did do SP instead of another H5, I'd probs lose what little fanbase I have...So...side project by the looks unless I go full lesbian with it?
Well, who knows. I, for example, would be in for such a game that doesn't go full lesbian. But it would need to have a good variety of male characters, not just the assholes/creeps as it is standard. I usually quit games with female MC, just because I can't stand the constant abuse. There just aren't options to be more in control like with male MCs.

I would in all likelihood actually want to choose a guy as my main target playing female MC. It's not because I fancy them (I don't at all), but because it'd be interesting to play from the opposite perspective. But, I wouldn't rule out lesbian options either. At heart, however, I'm a sucker for male/female romance regardless of which gender I play as.:)


There's opportunities galore, and on a single player through you can have sexual encounters with more than one girl. I won't say romance because if you want -that- you may have to be more choosy. So, sure horndog as much as you wish (and why not!) but don't expect a massive harem ending. In this game you can shag 'em all - but only walk away with one...

Also, expect them to act realistically. I mean can you imagine meeting Chris, Sarah and Annie when you come down to breakfast on the morning they've all just realized you've slept with all three of them? :)
Hello, consequences. Fancy meeting you all here at the table. Any plans for today? How about doing something awesome at 4 pm? :D
 

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*laughed -VERY- hard when she read that!*

Ten months, ten chapters :) I ain't aiming to string this one out. Alright we might have the odd delay but that's always going to be down to the render hamster.

Roger that. I think I'm keen on the Scarlet Pirate purely because, damnit, I want my smut too! ;) There are quite a few fem protags which have some nice concepts but never -quite- hit the mark. The rest of course are instant slut/rape games. But I'm getting the feeling that if I did do SP instead of another H5, I'd probs lose what little fanbase I have...So...side project by the looks unless I go full lesbian with it?

There's opportunities galore, and on a single player through you can have sexual encounters with more than one girl. I won't say romance because if you want -that- you may have to be more choosy. So, sure horndog as much as you wish (and why not!) but don't expect a massive harem ending. In this game you can shag 'em all - but only walk away with one...

Also, expect them to act realistically. I mean can you imagine meeting Chris, Sarah and Annie when you come down to breakfast on the morning they've all just realised you've slept with all three of them? :)
Always glad to be good for a laugh. ;)

I like the idea of a sexy female space pirate (especially with long, red, curly hair, come-on, her name is scarlet!), and hey, as long as she is a lesbian or bisexual, the male encounters are optional, and she isn't getting raped at every other turn, then I am so down to play it! With you making it, I don't doubt that it will be a blast.

As long as you avoid a few tropes, I assume most of us would follow you into a black hole itself. I think most of us could be fine with her if she was bi, as long as we stick the the motto!
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Considering Chris has been flirting and making out with them already, I don't really see a problem. :p
 
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