Ren'Py Heavy Five [Ch.2RS] [Nottravis]

[TheDevian]

*turns rant mode on*

None! They're all bloody terrible! Gods alive, you guys don't know how sodding lucky you are! Let's take a single franchise to show my point else we'll be here all day. Mass effect. What do you lot get? Attractive characters with depth, humour and background. What do we get?

Lemme tell you, what we get!

• Kaiden. Bloody, dull as a ditch Kaiden. I mean...Kaiden! The only satisfaction that man ever gave me was when I killed him off.
• Jacob. He makes Kaiden look vaguely interesting. No wonder his dad made no attempt to get back home if he had this milksop waiting for him on the doorstep.
• Garrus. What is he calibrating all the time? Doesn't he know how to do it? Oh yeah...and also if we have sex, we're going to need a hospital emergency room on standby it seems as he rips my bits to pieces. Sexy!
• Thane. A terminally ill half man/half frog. Wow...let me just get my knickers off...
• Javik. Yuk. No thanks - and worst of all....
• Vega. James "I have muscles. Unf Unf?" Vega. No wonder I keep him out of sight and near a handy airlock.

There was a reason on my ship that Liara looked constantly worn out, and Chambers started hiding in a locker. And it's no better in any of the other romance franchises either. They either look terrible or -are- terrible.
*rant off*

So, we have an audience, and that's about it...

...Please, take time to rest! We don't want you to burn out!

as you have any right to complain.... the romance options for a straight inquisitor in Dragon Age were far worse

Yeah, it wasn't fun for anyone in that game. Scribbles was the best one.

Missed the DA show until the third one. *remained equally unimpressed*

Origins was the only really good one, 2 had some good moments, and 3 was a grindfest MM-Homage. (Never thought I would say 2 was better than something, but at least if gave us Isabela).

 

[Akamari]

Missed the DA show until the third one. *remained equally unimpressed*

Aha! Maybe you should check it out at some point. Those two have a lot of depth and humour, particularly Alistair. And it's by far the best game in the franchise.

But aye it would be nice to do the fem mc game even for that reason. Y'know two paths? A peril path where all sorts of bad things happen to the poor girl and a heroine path where she triumphs and has proper romances with either gender. Still, best finish what I started first

Well, whatever you decide out to do next of the two, I'll be sure not to miss it.

 

[GhostPhil]

Meh no allerts again and I missed the whole party

Spoiler: They really get up inside there... You can see almost EVERYTHING!

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I was reminded of Farscape, where the spaceship got pregnant and acually gave birth

And those fan sigs are awsome!

 

[Akamari]

Origins was the only really good one, 2 had some good moments, and 3 was a grindfest MM-Homage. (Never thought I would say 2 was better than something, but at least if gave us Isabela).

The best one in DA2 was IMO Tallis. I was so sad that she was there only for her excellent DLC.

 

[Nottravis]

So, we have an audience, and that's about it...

...Please, take time to rest! We don't want you to burn out!

Yeah, it wasn't fun for anyone in that game. Scribbles was the best one.

Origins was the only really good one, 2 had some good moments, and 3 was a grindfest MM-Homage. (Never thought I would say 2 was better than something, but at least if gave us Isabela).

I can't miss this weekends deadline having popped it back once. Going forward I don't think I'll commit to a hard date until I've (hopefully) much better kit. I know it also doesn't help having a combination of a lot of renders and, to my mind, a decent quality bar.

Spoiler: Junked Becca

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[Goblin Baily: DILF]

I can't miss this weekends deadline having popped it back once.

don't worry.. people will understand... I took the weekend off to play chapter 2, but I'm okey with it being pushed further in the month, as lons as you don't overwork yourself

 

[somebodynobody]

Meh no allerts again and I missed the whole party



I was reminded of Farscape, where the spaceship got pregnant and acually gave birth

And those fan sigs are awsome!

Some people just love their vehicles too much.

I can't miss this weekends deadline having popped it back once. Going forward I don't think I'll commit to a hard date until I've (hopefully) much better kit. I know it also doesn't help having a combination of a lot of renders and, to my mind, a decent quality bar.

Spoiler: Junked Becca

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Becca has good taste in games.

 

[GhostPhil]

Some people just love their vehicles too much.

Well that ship was some kind of space whale

Becca has good taste in games.

She does

 

[-Hex-]

But aye it would be nice to do the fem mc game even for that reason. Y'know two paths? A peril path where all sorts of bad things happen to the poor girl and a heroine path where she triumphs and has proper romances with either gender. Still, best finish what I started first

if we'll be able to play as a lesbian i'm in!
I'm still bitter that High Life is taking this long to update

 

[Nottravis]

Some people just love their vehicles too much.



Becca has good taste in games.

 

[GhostPhil]

if we'll be able to play as a lesbian i'm in!
I'm still bitter that High Life is taking this long to update

Well when I can play a female, then I most of the time take the lesbian only path

And yeah High Life takes even longer then LaS

 

[Nottravis]

if we'll be able to play as a lesbian i'm in!
I'm still bitter that High Life is taking this long to update

Oh totally!

Can you imagine grief Ava would give me if that wasn't an option?

 

[GhostPhil]

Oh totally!

Can you imagine grief Ava would give me if that wasn't an option?

That would maybe end in a punishment

 

[Akamari]

Oh totally!

Can you imagine grief Ava would give me if that wasn't an option?

Too terrible to contemplate...

 

[-Hex-]

Oh totally!

Can you imagine grief Ava would give me if that wasn't an option?

@Avaron1974 I summon thee, we're in need of your wise opinion!

 

[Nottravis]

@Avaron1974 I summon thee, we're in need of your wise opinion!

Mr Hex? I've just crossed you off my Christmas card list for that!

*goes and hides in her render pile*

 

[-Hex-]

Mr Hex? I've just crossed you off my Christmas card list for that!

*goes and hides in her render pile*

By that time you'll be chained in some basement being punished

 

[Goblin Baily: DILF]

Oh totally!

Can you imagine grief Ava would give me if that wasn't an option?

I believe Ava would be displeased, but still would play the shit of the game

 

[GhostPhil]

By that time you'll be chained in some basement being punished

You can't chain a dev. then we never get any updates! But I can recommend these nice rubber cells that we are inventing especially for developer

 

[Akamari]

You can't chain a dev. then we never get any updates! But I can recommend these nice rubber cells that we are inventing especially for developer

She could be chained to a computer with only female models available.