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Impossible, we're innocent! We can't be sarcastic unless someone taught us how..
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You are D.R.I.P.P.I.N.G . !!! how much more sarcastic can you get boasting that hard ballet pose
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Well, As old Oscar said, sarcasm is the highest form of intelligence :3
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The answer is probs too high, regardless of the question.AND .. AVA WOULD JUST SARCASTICALLY ... ERR ... ASK ... how high
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It'll probably go...Release day will either be very quiet or will be "Holy fucking hell....". One of the two!
"Holy fucking hell, it's been released!!!"
Complete silence while everyone plays it...
Followed by "Holy fucking hell, that was awesome!!!"
No rush
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ok... Weirdest thing....
I was walking through the "food court" today, and, no shit, this Lady was sitting down (with some friends) eating...
She looked, no kidding, exactly like Chris.
Same face, hair, body, age... EXACTLY.
I circled around the joint, nonchalantly, and went back for a 2nd & 3rd Look.
I really, really, REALLY wanted to take a picture of her to post here... but my balls are not even close to being that big.
ImeanwhattaIsay.... "Hey, you look exactly like a character in an Adult Fantasy game I play, you mind if I take you picture and post it on a forum for all my adult game geek friends to gawk at?"
I'd have to practice that a few times in front of the mirror before I tried to pull it off...
So sorry folks....I just kept going.
I was walking through the "food court" today, and, no shit, this Lady was sitting down (with some friends) eating...
She looked, no kidding, exactly like Chris.
Same face, hair, body, age... EXACTLY.
I circled around the joint, nonchalantly, and went back for a 2nd & 3rd Look.
I really, really, REALLY wanted to take a picture of her to post here... but my balls are not even close to being that big.
ImeanwhattaIsay.... "Hey, you look exactly like a character in an Adult Fantasy game I play, you mind if I take you picture and post it on a forum for all my adult game geek friends to gawk at?"
I'd have to practice that a few times in front of the mirror before I tried to pull it off...
So sorry folks....I just kept going.
You fool! What you should have done is yell "anybody here up for a friendly bet!?" and WHAM! All the proof we'd need!
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w.h.a.m ..."Last Christmas .. I gave you my heart ... But the very next day .. you gave it away."
"This year ... to S.A.V.E .. me from T.E.A.R.S .. I'll give it to someone special .. S.P.E.C.I.A.L!"
nOTTI .. TAME MY HEART ... TEAR IT AWAY ... EAT IT UP WITH WINE AND ... AVA!!!
"This year ... to S.A.V.E .. me from T.E.A.R.S .. I'll give it to someone special .. S.P.E.C.I.A.L!"
nOTTI .. TAME MY HEART ... TEAR IT AWAY ... EAT IT UP WITH WINE AND ... AVA
!!!
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So we just need Trish to have a double and I've a full house of the main gals all looking like someone...*doesn't know if this is good or not!*. Hell, even Mia apparently looks like someone I'd never heard of. (Kate Upton? *looks blank*)
I'll find out next that the Commander is the Washington Chief of Police at this rate.. (God, he isn't is he?!)
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All I know is that Annie looks like my future wife
And Sarah like the girl I'll cheat on my wife with \o/
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All I know is that Annie looks like my future wife
And Sarah like the girl I'll cheat on my wife with \o/
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All I know is that Annie looks like my future wife
And Sarah like the girl I'll cheat on my wife with \o/
Then Chris will take away both of them from you.
I'm afraid Chris has been MIA since we all went back from Ophion. She was last seen alive walking with Trisha Jones (aslo MIA) to, and I quote her here, "pound that chocolate donut 'till it fits me like an angry muppet on the last show before Chrismash" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Then Chris will take away both of them from you.
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*fingers crossed for you* Tell the hamster there's an apple slice waiting at the end of the job - hamsters love fruit.
If you were married to Annie, and if Sarah would have anything to do with your married self, it's likely that your only option to keep your balls attached and not used to repair the Vanny's loo door would be to include her in the fun and games. And at that point it's no longer cheating.All I know is that Annie looks like my future wife
And Sarah like the girl I'll cheat on my wife with \o/
Well, if I absolutely *have* to include Sarah in our little song-beer-spanking nights, I guess I will. *sighs*
*is a good husband*
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And what does your current wife think of this plan?All I know is that Annie looks like my future wife
And Sarah like the girl I'll cheat on my wife with \o/
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Bah! Chris is all talk!
Then Chris will take away both of them from you.