MC comes home to find Zach in bed with Charlotte, David with Emma, Johnno with Suzi, and Steve with Lucy. Charlotte, no longer needing MC's services, dismisses him. As he leaves, the sounds of ecstasy echo throughout the house. MC goes to Kaylah's house for solace, only to find her entertaining the entire starting roster of the 2020 LA Lakers.
MC quits his job, goes back to school at Burgmeister & Royce, and uncovers a sordid plot entangling students with donors. Will he go back to his old ways to protect the innocent? Or, will he have learned his lesson and get some hot sorority action? Tune in for 'Being A Dick (Private Eye)'!