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MC: I want to be a fox like you to jump in your tight hole.MC: "Tell me, why are the streets from Hillside full of dead bodies and where is this smell of gunpowder coming from??"
Agent Fox: "Let me introduce you to my best friend "Equalizer"."
*blows into the silencer*
MC: "You gave your weapon a name?"
Agent Fox: “THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE’S MINE. MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY RIFLE IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY RIFLE, I AM USELESS. I MUST FIRE MY RIFLE TRUE. I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME. I WILL! BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY RIFLE AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SURVIVORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE. AMEN!”
MC: Oh Gosh, this is so hot..."
Agent Fox: Points her gun at MC
MC: Okay maybe not a good pick up line, how about another joke instead? A guy brings a fox home to his wife and tells her it's his new pet. She asks, Where are you going to keep him? He replies, In our bedroom. The wife asks in surprise, but what about that horrible nasty smell? The man replies, I got used to your smell honey, I'm sure he will too!
Agent Fox: Shoots.