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Junior, I think you may be confusing TruckerBabe with MuffinQueen... and imagining her/them as having Ivy-esque height, since I'm not sure either of them is tall enough to Bazonga-Bludgeon Yankee upside the head... they're more likely to SnugglePup-Smack him right in the collarbones... but only if they stand on their tiptoes. Miriam *might* be able to Watermelons-Whack him on the chin (again, on her tiptoes), but I think that only Ivy's Jahoobies are a real threat to induce concussion amnesia.You SURE she didn't boob bonk you?!? You might have amnesia!!!
I don't think anyone would ever guess that I have a (perverted) fondness for breast euphemisms...
Oh, and after reading and posting about this particular sub-topic, my hands are inexplicably cramping up, so I have an overwhelming urge to grope... er... I mean, grip... "something" to relieve this condition...