'Cause you really believe that God adores poor toads crawling in front of his effigy when he looks down on them? Ha! The hell he do...we know it but she doesn't adore you.
Well, I hate to do that but that's too much! Coming to dump this shit on one of the best game ever to appear on this site, I can't miss it.Extremely boring and not to many sex scenes. Don't waste your time unless you like hitting your space bar mindlessly just to skim through some sub par story.
Likely a Vienna sausage at best; more likely a mini-smokie.Well, I hate to do that but that's too much! Coming to dump this shit on one of the best game ever to appear on this site, I can't miss it.
What I wish I didn't waste my time on, is reading that kind of crap like this one.
I'll be nice and advise you to go play TGO. That way, instead of hitting the space bar on your keyboard, you can concentrate by mindlessly hitting your sausage with two hands...
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You're probably right. Two finger would be more that is needed. Hell... I hate those sticky wimpy dickyLikely a Vienna sausage at best; more likely a mini-smokie.
And you probably identified his favorite place to try to use one.
These would make good suppositories for some
In a turkey or in a... no never mind, let's just go with a turkey. And the turkey never even notices.And you probably identified his favorite place to try to use one.
Isn't it a little too early to stuff the turkey? I mean... Thanksgiving is still a long way offIn a turkey or in a... no never mind, let's just go with a turkey. And the turkey never even notices.
Haha. Typical dude. Always thinking about stuffing their snake somewhere, but yeah, more than I could say, Aleyna and Nursena are two hot piecesDunno. Miss Turkey 2022 is pretty cute - I'd be happy to stuff her.
And maybe gobble-gobble her a bit.
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When you can't get a taco...Okay, now I know previously I said there are limitations in how much we can be trained, but we're not just animals you know. Now, if you'll excuse me...
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Oh, God Almighty. I almost spilled my coffee on my book-keep. How am I supposed to finish my paperwork now?Okay, now I know previously I said there are limitations in how much we can be trained, but we're not just animals you know. Now, if you'll excuse me...
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This 30+ year old fruit bat (I think he passed within the last year or two) was much cuter than any chihuahua I've ever had the displeasure to meet. I'm a dog person, but oversize rats with an oversize attitude aren't my cuppa.Oh, God Almighty. I almost spilled my coffee on my book-keep. How am I supposed to finish my paperwork now?
Isn't he so cute? All that's missing are the wings and you have a bat. Well, since you've been honest, let me tell you a secr... Mmm? Hell no. what's wrong with me all of a sudden. Revealing women's best kept secret to a bat.
what did you say honey? I have a dildo on my ear.........?!?
Well, where did I put my damn pen?
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Have to say, not the biggest fan of anything that could be called a "yip" dog ... If I want a pet that small (after it grows up), I'd prefer a cat.This 30+ year old fruit bat (I think he passed within the last year or two) was much cuter than any chihuahua I've ever had the displeasure to meet. I'm a dog person, but oversize rats with an oversize attitude aren't my cuppa.
And the bat was close in size to a chihuahua as well.
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If I had a cat, it would have to be something bigger like a Bengal cat - they are about as close to hypoallergenic as a cat can get (and look really cool).Have to say, not the biggest fan of anything that could be called a "yip" dog ... If I want a pet that small (after it grows up), I'd prefer a cat.
Cocker Spaniel is about as small a dog as I would want to live with, but I do prefer hound-size dogs.If I had a cat, it would have to be something bigger like a Bengal cat - they are about as close to hypoallergenic as a cat can get (and look really cool).
Smaller dogs aren't great - if I need a walking dust mop, maybe a Shih-tzu or Lhasa, but a Roomba is probably cheaper in the long run and not as noisy.
Give me a dog at least 20lbs or, preferably a bit bigger - 40lb-70lb range dogs, preferably a mutt with some pit in it, are my sweet spot.
You mean more like a donkey than a dogbut I do prefer hound-size dogs.