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In a turkey or in a... no never mind, let's just go with a turkey. And the turkey never even notices.
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Isn't it a little too early to stuff the turkey? I mean... Thanksgiving is still a long way off
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Dunno. Miss Turkey 2022 is pretty cute - I'd be happy to stuff her.Isn't it a little too early to stuff the turkey? I mean... Thanksgiving is still a long way off
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And maybe gobble-gobble her a bit.
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Haha. Typical dude. Always thinking about stuffing their snake somewhere, but yeah, more than I could say, Aleyna and Nursena are two hot piecesDunno. Miss Turkey 2022 is pretty cute - I'd be happy to stuff her.
And maybe gobble-gobble her a bit.
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Okay, now I know previously I said there are limitations in how much we can be trained, but we're not just animals you know. Now, if you'll excuse me...
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Oh, God Almighty. I almost spilled my coffee on my book-keep. How am I supposed to finish my paperwork now?
Isn't he so cute? All that's missing are the wings and you have a bat. Well, since you've been honest, let me tell you a secr... Mmm? Hell no. what's wrong with me all of a sudden. Revealing women's best kept secret to a bat.
what did you say honey? I have a dildo on my ear.........?!?
Well, where did I put my damn pen?
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This 30+ year old fruit bat (I think he passed within the last year or two) was much cuter than any chihuahua I've ever had the displeasure to meet. I'm a dog person, but oversize rats with an oversize attitude aren't my cuppa.Oh, God Almighty. I almost spilled my coffee on my book-keep. How am I supposed to finish my paperwork now?
Isn't he so cute? All that's missing are the wings and you have a bat. Well, since you've been honest, let me tell you a secr... Mmm? Hell no. what's wrong with me all of a sudden. Revealing women's best kept secret to a bat.
what did you say honey? I have a dildo on my ear.........?!?
Well, where did I put my damn pen?
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And the bat was close in size to a chihuahua as well.
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Have to say, not the biggest fan of anything that could be called a "yip" dog ... If I want a pet that small (after it grows up), I'd prefer a cat.This 30+ year old fruit bat (I think he passed within the last year or two) was much cuter than any chihuahua I've ever had the displeasure to meet. I'm a dog person, but oversize rats with an oversize attitude aren't my cuppa.
And the bat was close in size to a chihuahua as well.
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If I had a cat, it would have to be something bigger like a Bengal cat - they are about as close to hypoallergenic as a cat can get (and look really cool).
Smaller dogs aren't great - if I need a walking dust mop, maybe a Shih-tzu or Lhasa, but a Roomba is probably cheaper in the long run and not as noisy.
Give me a dog at least 20lbs or, preferably a bit bigger - 40lb-70lb range dogs, preferably a mutt with some pit in it, are my sweet spot.
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Cocker Spaniel is about as small a dog as I would want to live with, but I do prefer hound-size dogs.
Although when I was around 9-10, I thought my dad's friend had sicked their lion on me ...
We arrived at their house in our motor home, I remembered them from when they last visited us, so I was excited. I (properly looked both ways, I'm sure. Then) ran across the street and stepped on their lawn heading to the front door. I heard a roar and saw a giant yellow beast bearing down on me. But before I could even piss my pants, the Golden Great Dane had stopped and was looking back at the house, where my dad's friend was laughing his ass off at the look on my face.
10 minutes later, I wanted one ...
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You mean more like a donkey than a dog
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*This message has been brought to you by "FARL" (Fappers Against Reaction Limits)*Damn ... now for some stupid reason I'm thinking of those pigmy goats that lock up and fall over when they get scared or excited ... thanks for that
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I love these critters. We have a few that have nested in the attic. An excellent all-natural mosquito repellent.This 30+ year old fruit bat (I think he passed within the last year or two) was much cuter than any chihuahua I've ever had the displeasure to meet. I'm a dog person, but oversize rats with an oversize attitude aren't my cuppa.
And the bat was close in size to a chihuahua as well.
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I think Minou was sarcastic saying "cute". One day she asked the "mistress" of one of these rats, who was barking at her, if she could buy her dog. When the woman asked her why she wanted to buy her dog, Minou replied: I found a new recipe for making Chinese soup, I wouldn't mind to try it with that thing...
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Always happy to serve
Damn ... now for some stupid reason I'm thinking of those pigmy goats that lock up and fall over when they get scared or excited ... thanks for that
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I love these critters. We have a few that have nested in the attic. An excellent all-natural mosquito repellent.
I think Minou was sarcastic saying "cute". One day she asked the "mistress" of one of these rats, who was barking at her, if she could buy her dog. When the woman asked her why she wanted to buy her dog, Minou replied: I found a new recipe for making Chinese soup, I wouldn't mind to try it with that thing...
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*This message has been brought to you by "FARL" (Fappers Against Reaction Limits)*Despite starting this inadvertently, I' m with the rest of you in the "that's not a dog" camp for little yippy dogs myself. Neighbors had some when I was a kid and they drove me nuts. I'm a Lab-sized dog person but anything not tiny and annoying I'm usually a sucker for.
Whenever we'd play outside he'd be playing with us and anything remotely like a ball he'd be going after like crazy as we would throw/pass back and forth. We'd have to constantly get him chasing after something else or he'd eventually get the ball we'd been playing with (even if it meant taking us down to do so occasionally) after which it became a different game entirely of trying to get it back. Most of the balls, frisbees, etc. that they owned sooner or later became slobber-covered chewed-up property of his. Loved that dog.
Not nearly that size, but still seeming pretty giant when I was young, my friend had a Golden Retriever that would come charging at me whenever I visited his place (which was frequent) but wouldn't stop. He didn't realize his own size and not only loved to unintentionally tackle us in excitement but also had a penchant for stepping right on ones balls while they were down.
Whenever we'd play outside he'd be playing with us and anything remotely like a ball he'd be going after like crazy as we would throw/pass back and forth. We'd have to constantly get him chasing after something else or he'd eventually get the ball we'd been playing with (even if it meant taking us down to do so occasionally) after which it became a different game entirely of trying to get it back. Most of the balls, frisbees, etc. that they owned sooner or later became slobber-covered chewed-up property of his. Loved that dog.
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Need some help here. Some scenes just lag really bad. It's hard to pin point exactly where the lag occurs. Certain scenes have smooth animations (transition of windows in lexi's jet) while others just stutter (Guess the ass game in lexis house and all intimate scenes).
I'm running this on Linux (Arch) which probably could be the cause. I just wanna know if others are facing this issue.
Specs :
Laptop
Core i3 5th gen
8 GB ram
Integrated graphics.
It's worth mentioning that I haven't had issues with other games before like eturnum.
I'm running this on Linux (Arch) which probably could be the cause. I just wanna know if others are facing this issue.
Specs :
Laptop
Core i3 5th gen
8 GB ram
Integrated graphics.
It's worth mentioning that I haven't had issues with other games before like eturnum.