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That's kinda fucking sad. Here I was hoping to go all nostalgic.
There's quite a few scenes, don't worry too much about it and just play the game without my jaded opinion haunting ya.
I got a solid several hours of fun and I go back to it every now and then to talk to NPCs and have some interactions.
I can't dig back to the little scene guide I made on this thread because I'm on my phone sadly or I'd repost that.
Any stories from such people who have ended up on the streets or dead because they had no more money for rent and food? I'd be interested in seeing what they think of this fetish after they get screwed out of all their money and are almost dead.
None that I know of personally, but surely there must be some.
Usually the person given the wallet will not go that far, realistically unless you find a super big scumbag it'll end without someone dead but I suppose finding that scumbag is part of the thrill.
 
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There's quite a few scenes, don't worry too much about it and just play the game without my jaded opinion haunting ya.
I got a solid several hours of fun and I go back to it every now and then to talk to NPCs and have some interactions.
I can't dig back to the little scene guide I made on this thread because I'm on my phone sadly or I'd repost that.
I'll give it a shot, who knows I might enjoy it before it gets abandoned for the 3rd time. Bloody cursed project innit? Serves me right for wanting to wank to a space fox-thing or whatever the furry fuck Krystal is.
 

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I'll give it a shot, who knows I might enjoy it before it gets abandoned for the 3rd time. Bloody cursed project innit? Serves me right for wanting to wank to a space fox-thing or whatever the furry fuck Krystal is.
She's a magical space fox telepath pilot and she's blue.
I've never played the awful game she's from but I like her design a lot.
The worst part about this game, and its iterations too, is how good it could be, what is in the game right now is high quality.
Though, the same could be said about the 300 flash versions huh?
Very good, then overnight very dead, except now it's on Patreon so it dies slower. :/
 
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She's a magical space fox telepath pilot and she's blue.
I've never played the awful game she's from but I like her design a lot.
The worst part about this game, and its iterations too, is how good it could be, what is in the game right now is high quality.
Though, the same could be said about the 300 flash versions huh?
Very good, then overnight very dead, except now it's on Patreon so it dies slower. :/
I mean starfox games are basically babby's first space flight games, or just hamstrung platformers. I just like her because she's kinda like the best of the weirdly sexualized 80's and 90's Cartoon animal women put into one package.
 
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To be fair, we are really good at porn, and fucking. I am still willing to bet if aliens invaded earth it'd be to gather troops and sex slaves. Because in the end humanity excels at fucking, murdering, and murderfucking.
Murderfucking is the best term I've read since Facebattle for rough sexual kisses.
 
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"FOOL I HAVE THE UPPER TONGUE!"

For real though I'm gonna dl this shit and play it, I should avoid derailing this too much as I could throw witticisms and crude remarks about murderfucking and fuzz-tiddies all day long.
Lol I should be playing this update too anyway, pleasure meeting a man of culture.
Have a good time with the vixen-vaj :L
 
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The worst part about this game, and its iterations too, is how good it could be, what is in the game right now is high quality.
Though, the same could be said about the 300 flash versions huh?
Very good, then overnight very dead, except now it's on Patreon so it dies slower. :/
Damn, now ain't that the truth.

I'm not a furry or anything but Krystals design has always pleased me and almost all the Krystal games I've tried have had promising starts, even the really shitty old PlayShapes ones but...the only one I remember ever even being finished is Version G or whatever.

I notice almost all of them get bogged down with a stupid grind and/or slow walking, it's a weird curse. I believe that goes a long way towards the general disdain that builds up towards them.

If you're going to add grind to your game don't make it right at the start when it needs to make a good impression....
 
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Damn, now ain't that the truth.

I'm not a furry or anything but Krystals design has always pleased me and almost all the Krystal games I've tried have had promising starts, even the really shitty old PlayShapes ones but...the only one I remember ever even being finished is Version G or whatever.

I notice almost all of them get bogged down with a stupid grind and/or slow walking, it's a weird curse. I believe that goes a long way towards the general disdain that builds up towards them.

If you're going to add grind to your game don't make it right at the start when it needs to make a good impression....
I mean lets be real flash porn games where a dime a dozen, rarely completed and usually had a tendency to collapse upon themselves as soon as they got to a decent size. People's ambitions far outstretched the platforms capacity and their talent for making an optimized game on an unoptimized platform. Some of them succeeded, but they were more narrow in scope and had simpler and less taxing assets.
 

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Added:

- Meiri & Cenvir scenes at night.


--- Does this mean we get to see Krystal get banged by Cenvir and Meiri or is this a Meiri x Cenvir thing only?
 
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