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April 20, because, you know, 4/20 is cool and stuff. <_<
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February 31st is my final offer.
- Mar 17, 2021
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OMG, man don't visit a page over 24 hours and a beautiful page converts from a cultural site about bears and ancient weapons (and a try to connect those two seemingly incompatible things) to a betting shop?! 
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What if I don't want to win a gentleman?
- Sep 24, 2017
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You mean 20/4? Sadly we don't get a special Mary-Jane day in the EU.
They're great though. The perfect emmisary or personal assistant for your personal benefits and interests. Just imagine having Trolololo2 at your service for even 24 hours as a gentleman wingman after winning that bet. Hell if you manage to snag 4 you get a quartet and can trade them in for a Gentlemans' Club which gives even more privacy and options to do stuff.
Sounds like a solid bet to make. I take 5/5.
I'm willing to bet that the next update will be in September. I'll pick the 12th since a Tuesday feels right, you know?
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I don't care when, since I'm patient and no longer as eager for smut and naughtiness as I used to be 45 years ago.
The only problem I can foresee is if the update would appear on sunday march 26.
Then I and the rest of us'll be busy wolfing down waffles. No time for idle gaming!
9 months before x-mas us up here in the northern, icier, part of the globe celebrate that the great holiday season is
just a mere pregnancy away.
Waffles are good! And tasty! Games cannot be eaten!
The only problem I can foresee is if the update would appear on sunday march 26.
Then I and the rest of us'll be busy wolfing down waffles. No time for idle gaming!
9 months before x-mas us up here in the northern, icier, part of the globe celebrate that the great holiday season is
just a mere pregnancy away.
Waffles are good! And tasty! Games cannot be eaten!
- Sep 24, 2017
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I'm waiting on my old couch when the bathroom begins to close.
Reflecting on our past tries and I do not have much luck.
'Cause at 5 o'clock, they treat me as a parental soul.
The chance of sex for me is running low.
Running low, yeah!
When Denise comes to read me the 'good night's.
Take a look through the fine line with these last sights.
Of a vision that will go very wrong for me..
Can it be that there's some sort of incest?
Hard to stop the surmounting tempest
Is it really the end, not some wet,hot dream?
Somebody, please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from squeaming
The words escape me when I try to speak
Tears flow, but why am I crying?
After all, I'm not afraid of your loving
Don't I believe that there never is an end?
As my girls march me out to the courtyard
I have to cry from a spot, "God be with you"
If there's a Naughtyroad, why does he let me do?
As I choose, my game drifts before me
Though the end is near I'm not sorry
Catch my soul, it's willing to viral away
Mark my words, believe our romance lives on
Don't worry now that I have done
I've gone beyond to seek the truth
When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion
Yeah-yeah-yeah, LOML be thy game
Yeah-yeah-yeah, LOML be thy game
Yeah
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45 y ago? dude you could be my dad!! the fact I agree with you on waffles thing, and we both like similar porn games makes me wonder.....XD
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Makes me kind of wonder too!
Who's yer mum!
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Alot of us in this thread are elder gentleman. Or life experienced. Or as my daughter put it. "Have been around when dust was invented"
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I was young and beautiful. Now I'm only beautiful.
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Or "old farts..."
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I prefer 'Target audience of John Hughes films'.
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Gentlemen here is used in the loosest possible sense of course.
Ah yes, I remember that moment well. A real Aha-Erlebnis if there ever was one, wasn't it.
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Well i lived la vida loca and got my one and only gf pregnant at my 20s and now im 30 and look like 50 and feel like 70 with asma and headaches and shit...
But has been a good ride xD
But has been a good ride xD
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Ahh the grace of age