Joshy92

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Mar 25, 2021
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It is time for a sermon bothers & Sisters

Glory to our lord Naughtyroad
He who protects us from blue balls one chapter at a time

We offer our tribute of praise lord

Blessed are those who recieve a reaction from our lord.

And of course, we can't forget those he quotes.
Those are the Chosen Beings known as Shepards

Be thankful and give praise if our lord chooses you to rise above the many

Now come brothers & sisters
We must spread the word of Naughtyroad throughout the galaxy
We will show man, Alien Even bear the truth of our savior Naughtyroad

ALL HAIL NAUGHTYROAD!!!
 

Gerogebob

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Greetings, dear children of the digital realm,

In the world of porn gaming, much like in the grand tapestry of life, patience and anticipation can lead us down a path of virtue and understanding. It is with great humility and gratitude that we gather here today to discuss the forthcoming update for the cherished game that has captured our hearts and minds.

Just as a master craftsman carefully refines his creation, the developers of this beloved game toil diligently, seeking to infuse it with wondrous enhancements and fixes. They embark on a journey to ensure that each element is polished to perfection, so that when the moment of revelation arrives, it will shine with a brilliance that leaves us in awe.

And so, my dear brethren, let us not be disheartened by the waiting, for it is in this very process of filling the wrench to its utmost capacity that the update gains its strength and efficacy. Just as the Almighty grants us blessings in His divine time, so too shall the update arrive when it is fully and meticulously prepared.

Let us use this moment of anticipation to reflect on the virtues of patience and perseverance. As we wait for the wrench to be filled to completion, may we find joy in the present, cherish the memories we have made in this cherished game, and eagerly anticipate the wonders that the forthcoming update shall bring.

In our prayers, let us remember the dedicated developers who pour their passion and creativity into this digital masterpiece, for they are the shepherds guiding us through this virtual journey. And when the appointed time arrives, let us welcome the update with open arms, embracing the changes and improvements it brings forth.

May the grace of the Almighty be with us during this time of anticipation, and may the update be a testament to the power of dedication, unity, and love within the gaming community.

Blessings be upon you all. Amen.
 

rudy007

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Mar 17, 2021
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I'll be honest I would never want to beta test a game
I would rather wait and experience it when it's polished
Although when it comes to games on my Playstaion I sometimes feel like a beta tester lol
Sadly, we're all some kind of beta testers. I cannot remember a (good) game that came recently (read 10+ years) out without needing a patch, fix, hotfix, "performance" upgrade... On any major platform. Luckily adult games aren't until now largely effected, but this disease slowly come this way. (I know some games are affected, but I usually play only AVN's, they are mostly good so far)

And now back from commercials, we can continue about wrenches, trebuchets, bears, release date
 
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Miðgarðsormr

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Sadly, we're all some kind of beta testers. I cannot remember a (good) game that came recently (read 10+ years) out without needing a patch, fix, hotfix, "performance" upgrade... On any major platform. Luckily adult games aren't until now largely effected, but this disease slowly come this way. (I know some games are affected, but I usually play only AVN's, they are mostly good so far)

And now back from commercials, we can continue about wrenches, trebuchets, bears, release date
Elden Ring developed by "fromsoftware"
Light of my Life developed "NaughtyRoad"
GTA 5 developed by "Rockstar Games"
Red Dead Redemption 2 also by "Rockstar Games"

What do those 4 have in common? Dedication, Vision and a god damn plan on how a game should be on release. (talking only about the single player stuff)

So if naughty makes alot of bank on this (which i sincerely hope) we are on our best way to get better, bigger and more games of this quality.
 

TigerWolfe

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Love the gaming rose tinted glasses. Not only were older games less complex the hoops the unlucky ones had to jump through to get a game to work were often astronomical. Trouble shooting on dos is a nightmare, compared to a day one patch. There are definitely plenty of examples of shoddy coding practices in the games industry today (optimization who?) but I'd much rather game today than 20 or 30 years ago.
 
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