Fatneck

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"Cold... Grim... Unforgiving... Deadly... This is the world of LonaRPG.
Play the story of a young woman named Lona, who must survive in this gothic and cruel world.
Explore a grimdark, twisted, and open world where one little mistake can cost Lona her life... "
I dunno man, I feel like the opening description is pretty fucking spot on as to what to expect. Maybe the failure to understand comes from you instead?
Well, maybe. That is up to interpretation. I did not understand what was waiting, reading that text. This game is not my kind of coffee. And appearantly i felt abused by the game without warning. Otherwise i would have not reacted. I still have the opinion as stated before.
 

sprayduster

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Well, maybe. That is up to interpretation. I did not understand what was waiting, reading that text. This game is not my kind of coffee. And appearantly i felt abused by the game without warning. Otherwise i would have not reacted. I still have the opinion as stated before.
I see you've failed your reading comprehension tests. This is coming from a non native English speaker. Never have I read a game describing itself as "Grim", "Cold" and "Unforgiving" and expected a walk in the park and not some dirty ass, skanky ass survival game where everything *can* and *will* kill you.
 

Fatneck

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I see you've failed your reading comprehension tests. This is coming from a non native English speaker. Never have I read a game describing itself as "Grim", "Cold" and "Unforgiving" and expected a walk in the park and not some dirty ass, skanky ass survival game where everything *can* and *will* kill you.
I am not a native speaker myself. I did not fail reading. i interpret it differently. Do you know what interpretation means? No offense ment.
 
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sprayduster

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I am not a native speaker myself. I did not fail reading. i interpret it differently. Do you know what interpretation means? No offense ment.
I know what interpretation mean, Mr.Passive aggressive but I like to hide behind a veneer of politeness, but go look up those words. Do you see any other definitions for those? any other ways you can interpret them other than "you'll get fucked up, so prepare for it".
Because games that are only hard, normally get described as "hard", or "challenging", "difficult", not what Eccma described this game.
"Unforgiving" this word alone means you won't be forgiven for any mistakes you make.
"where one little mistake can cost Lona her life..." how do you interpret this line as anything else

"reading" and "comprehension" are also 2 different things btw, one can read, but they may not be able to comprehend what they've read.
 

Fatneck

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I know what interpretation mean, Mr.Passive aggressive but I like to hide behind a veneer of politeness, but go look up those words. Do you see any other definitions for those? any other ways you can interpret them other than "you'll get fucked up, so prepare for it".
Because games that are only hard, normally get described as "hard", or "challenging", "difficult", not what Eccma described this game.
"Unforgiving" this word alone means you won't be forgiven for any mistakes you make.
"where one little mistake can cost Lona her life..." how do you interpret this line as anything else

"reading" and "comprehension" are also 2 different things btw, one can read, but they may not be able to comprehend what they've read.
Well you are the one that is name-calling. Yes the hints and give-aways are there. Still it is interpretation. Interpretation has nothing to do with passive agressive. Name calling is easy behind a safe keyboard. You do not have to face a "real"- person. My opinon about this game and the dev has not changed. It has tremendous art. Still gameplay and intention of the developer are not clear from the beginning. You are appearently a fan. I am not a fan and i will also not become one. I stop reacting now. It is useless to discuss opinions where you appear to not to be able to accept another then your own.
 
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sprayduster

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Well you are the one that is name-calling. Yes the hints and give-aways are there. Still it is interpretation. Interpretation has nothing to do with passive agressive. Name calling is easy behind a safe keyboard. You do not have to face a "real"- person. My opinon about this game and the dev has not changed. It has tremendous art. Still gameplay and intention of the developer are not clear from the beginning. You are appearently a fan. I am not a fan and i will also not become one. I stop reacting now. It is useless to discuss opinions where you appear to not to be able to accept another then your own.
The passive aggressiveness I'm calling out is from you adding the little bit about whether I understand what interpretation means and that you meant no offense if I didn't. Despite the meaning of comprehension, which is what I asked you about, is literally to process and interpret the meaning of a sentence in the way the author intended (in this context).
So if you're saying that you know what it is and still asking me if I know what "interpretation" mean, I'm going to assume you are being passive agressive.

And I'm not name calling here or trying to force you to like the game, I'm not even discussing opinions with you either. I'm pointing out that you've misunderstood its' genre, and complaining about it here if you're not willing to learn about the game is a waste of time.
 

Fatneck

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if you're not willing to learn about the game is a waste of time.
One last reaction:
You finally got the point. And one piece of advice. If you hijack the reaction of someone else do read the posts before it. I stated that this game is not for me. And i have all the right to do so. Yes you are name-calling. No i am not qouting them if you can not remember what you said. Have a good life assuming.
 

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sprayduster Fatneck
If you're going to continue this pointless argument, would you mind taking it elsewhere?

VLuke, I highly doubt you would have any luck with the other links. Same exact game and build.
I'd suggest backing up your save and see if the game crashes outright with a fresh file.
You could try opening the .ini and adding GamePadUImode= just below MapBGMode=0.
 
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Serendozi

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After doing what I believe to be all available quests, I've amounted a total of 11 gold coins. Are the rest supposed to be obtained through barter and repeatable quests, or are there just a bunch of one time quests that I missed?
 

RenH

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Gentle reminder to newcomers of the game that you mustn't play with the expectation that this is a porn game. LonaRPG is more of a brutal ryona survival game with some h-elements sprinkled in and erotic stuff is highly YMMV. Engage in combat only when necessary since stealth will be your best friend here. As others mentioned here, combat is piss-poor at XP so don't even bother going on killing sprees. Instead, finish quests and masturbate (lolwut) to gain XP. Farm repeatable quests.

Also, while many have described it as VH meets Dark Souls, this is a bit of a surface level assumption. VH is actually fun, for one. Just because it shares some traits with VH doesn't mean it's like VH. Secondly, the difficulty in combat is not what makes it 'like' DS but instead it's the jankiness of trying to implement DS-esque mechanics into RPGMaker that makes it as hard as it is. Getting gud is one thing, having your keys bug out while trying to block is another. Don't even get me started on escort missions since the pathing in this game is phenomenally bad. There's nothing more frustrating than standing by the exit point and seeing your rescued noble swordswoman escort just get bodied a few squares away from you because she apparently can't resist killing bandits.

What is fun about the game is the world and the setting. It doesn't take very long to get immersed into the game's FUBAR world and the characters are interesting.

TL;DR: If you DL this game expecting to get to good wank in, you're gonna have a bad time.
 

jigs01

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I have found that killing rabbits in the open farm fields north of town is EZ food and cash grinding, if you have the dark cauldron skill, or wait for a refugee camp event to appear nearby (they have a cauldron you can use).

It's also incredibly safe as any dangerous encounter while you're on a farm field, you can simply run away to the edge of the map, with almost zero chance of being blocked as long as your speed and stamina are half decent.

Go to the field nearest a forest or rainforest tile, depending on if you also want to farm herbs or be closer to town when you're done, enter field, kill rabbits (one, two, or none can spawn per encounter), pick up the metric fuckton of meat they often drop, optionally gather or eat the veggies on the map too, leave map, repeat. Once you have loaded down your weight limit in raw animal meat, goto forest and chop 2 pieces of wood, use one to make dark cauldron, use the other to put into it along with all the meat, batch cook up smoked meat. MAKE SURE NOT TO BE LOW ON STAMINA before batch cooking, or doing that much may put you to -100!

75 pieces of smoked meat is roughly equal to one gold coin, and can be easily gotten within one trip of doing this, especially if you use the vegetables to stay fed and don't eat the smoked meat while you're out.

Bank it all or exchange for gold. Fastest way i've found to build up food and money, so far.
 

Maxxxi8

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Jun 19, 2021
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Hi i am new and i think put a 2 new skill and it call animal tamer or bestiality tamer
animal tamer you use in you item meat and hay to get the skill you need to find tamer to get it
bestiality tamer does the thing tame a animal but you have to have sex with a animal tame and when animal is tame can have sex with it again any time you want to get the skill bestiality tamer you have to use skill juicing on 10 time on any animal to get it can you put in please and can you get a horse it good to go faster .
 

LEET

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Hm strange. The new addition isn't working. What triggers the bestiality in the game and how does Lona react to it?
 

Gajeel666

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ok nice but where are fuckable dogs wolves you can easily find horses and pigs too. But where are the dogs ????
 

Gajeel666

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Hi i am new and i think put a 2 new skill and it call animal tamer or bestiality tamer
animal tamer you use in you item meat and hay to get the skill you need to find tamer to get it
bestiality tamer does the thing tame a animal but you have to have sex with a animal tame and when animal is tame can have sex with it again any time you want to get the skill bestiality tamer you have to use skill juicing on 10 time on any animal to get it can you put in please and can you get a horse it good to go faster .
Idea is great but what else can be added to the bestiality tamer pregnancy of animals
 
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